So it being campaign season, I boogied down to Zellers a few days ago and bought a digital watch, the better to tell the time with, my dear. Anyway, I was looking at the receipt today and discovered it said women’s watch.
What exactly distinguishes a woman’s digital watch with velcro strap from a man’s digital watch with velcro strap? What makes watches male and female? It didn’t even say men’s or women’s on the box. This is just an ordinary watch - not some big testosterone-poisoned IronMan watch or some froufrou gold & diamonds thing on a tiny gold-wove strap that looks like it could only be worn by drag queens or Margaret Trudeau.
I’m not going to bother feeling weird about this, though, and if any addled loogan takes it upon themself to go “Haw haw, you’re wearing a woman’s watch,” my response will be, “Are you calling me a thief?!”
Men’s and women’s watches. Tss.