MY 100th post! Yes, this may be insignificant to you, but not to me. 
And maybe this should be in MPSIMS, no?
Q: I have achieved SDMB Nirvana. Is this insignificant to you?
A: Yes.
This thread can now be closed.
If that’s nirvana, what’s 10,000?
Easy, Ultra-extreme Nirvana.
Valhalla. Possibly.
100 posts and still misusing GQ.
Wow, don’t kill me.
Off to MPSIMS.
bibliophage
moderator GQ
100 posts is a celebration? No offense, but it seems like 1,000 posts is more of a reason. I don’t mean to rain on your parade or anything.
Well, not exactly a celebration, more like half a celebration, half jokingly.
Poor Topaz. Just trying to have some fun and gets dumped on.
Next time you begin a thread in the wrong spot, click Report this post to a moderator in your post and let the powers that be know. That way the wet blankets won’t get all hippity hoppity on ya.
Hey, I’m not a wet blanket, I’m only slightly moist! Wait, that didn’t sound right.
Anyway, happy 100th post.
Sorry, the only way to reach nirvana on the SDMB is to receive personal acknowledgement from Cecil. It’s not impossible, as posters like aha (or should I say “Hoo-ha”?) and Esprix can attest, but it’s not common. That might be for the best, though…
Am I the only one who is sort of afraid of talking to Ed Z–er… Cecil? I’m afraid I might say something stupid and be corrected by him.
Shhh! Ixnay on the Ottizay!
Topaz, if you keep posting at the pace in which you’ve posted in the last two hours (13 posts in about two hours), you’ll hit 10,000 posts in 64 days or thereabouts, thereby achieving true hyper-mega-super-Nirvana. (This assumes no sleep. If you wish to sleep, it will take 95 days or more.)
I love being here, I’m a Doper, dammit!
Don’t count on that. . .I’ve been here half of forever and I still haven’t hit 300.
So, Suze: How YOU doin’? 