That Mike guy gets around. I used to work with Mike Hawk.
My mother claims to have gone to school with a girl named Ophelia Rass.
Dick Blewett lived on my freshman dorm floor.
One of my high school math teachers had the quite appropriate name, Sue Lucheon (pronounced “loo-shun”.)
Eh? 
ETA: Oh, “solution?”
There’s someone at my workplace named Wang Suk King.
Yeah. The first syllable isn’t perfect, but at a normal conversation pace, her name was pretty close to “solution.”
I don’t know what happened to this link, but I’ll try again.
We have a Harold (Harry) Hole who runs a local green house…
and yes, he goes by Harry…
And I’m so slow on the uptake that I wondered aloud, “What’s wrong with ‘Mike Hunt’?”
Oh.
Working in a college bookstore, I came across a reservation request from one Anita Hyman. After we stopped screaming and falling down laughing, my co-worker wondered aloud if her husband’s name was Buster.
There was also someone on campus named Yuhang Rong. Poor guy.
There’s someone I talk to on the phone on a regular basis and she always spells her last name, but the cadence is way off. The first time it threw me, but it was pretty clear. C, OC, KFI, then EL, then a D. C’mon, just say Cockfield. We’ll get over it, promise. I mean, I’m sitting here writing it some it all comes together on my paper.
My favorite is still Dr Anil Warrier. (No, he’s not, there’s two of them, one’s a Rheumatologist, the other is an Allergist, neither of them or proctologists)
I’ve issued a library card to a Shithead (complete with driver’s license proof!).
Reminds me of…
Hey hey hey…that’s Mr Shithead to you.
I know of the urban legend status of “Shithead,” but that’s what his license really said.
Are you sure it was a real driver’s license?
I knew a guy at the U of Evansville (IN) named Richard Dick. His frat brothers called him Double.
I suppose I don’t. But it looked pretty real and the man had a very poor grasp of English, which lends credence to having such a foreign name.
What about the NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?
Bill Lear, the founder of Lear Jet, named one of his daughters Shanda. Shanda Lear.
I went to school with a Dick Cox.