I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I went to school with a Velvet Moss.

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Pitcher Randy Johnson is a real example. It was especially funny when the 2005 NY Yankees had a Johnson, a Wang, and A-Rod on the roster.

83

I went to college with a guy named Kelly Green, which I thought was completely ridiculous. I didn’t believe it when I first heard his name; I thought it was some joke, however lame. But no.

And he dated a girl named Navy Blue! No kidding.*

  • kidding
84

I rented a house years ago from a guy named Hugh J. Cox.

85

I’ve never heard of “leg in” being Australian slang, either. Now if she was called Ivana Legova then you’d be onto something…

(Incidentally Googling Ms Legin finds a few hits for an actress.)

86

Here’s a local dentist named Root.

http://www.jimrootdds.com/

And a podiatrist named Foote.

http://mercercountysurgerycenter.com/physicians/podiatry/william-a-foote-dpm

And a veterinarian named Dr. Bird

http://vetservicesofwickford.com/staff.html

And a psychiatrist named Dr. Head

http://www.doctorheadsoffice.com/
And finally, Johns Hopkins has a urologist named Dr. Wang

87

I used to work with a guy called ‘Scott Thrush’ (he’s got thrush), and in my position as a customer service advisor for several large companies I’ve come across or heard about the following names:

Mr. Philip Ness (Mr P. Ness).

Miles Long.

Not one, but two Mike Hunts.

Wilhelmina Willy (it just sounds funny!)

Fisty McPaedophile (okay, I may have made that one up)

As well as a guy who changed his name via deed poll to ‘Mr. Ultimate Warrior’.

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So did my sister at one time! Was this in the Vegas gaming industry by any chance? They all called him ‘Dick’ too, and he thought it was funny as hell.

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The now-former head of the Pennsylvania Higher Education Assistance Agency is a guy named Richard Willey. Naturally, he went by Dick. (He also left the agency in a cloud of scandal, which is why his name is familiar.)

There is a Dr. Eric Seaman, who is a male infertility specialist in New Jersey.

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Dr. Doctor
Give me the news?

91

I worked with a King Wang and a Hung Ho

I also remember seeing a Dr. Poon but I forgot if they were in gynecology or not.

92

Just a bump to say that I saw Ms Nina Nannar on the TV news the other day.

She clearly missed her calling as an ambulance driver.

93

I’m going on a weekend’s beekeeping course for beginners this year.

It’s being run by Jeff Bee.

I’m sure he’s an expert, in his field.

94

My wife had a gyno by the name of Kristina Box, and a client at a law firm she worked for was named Iona Glascock.