Meeting Notes, SDMB Clique, 9/10/00 meeting.
9:00 AM: Discussed Satan’s Ass. Had we heard too much of it? Not enough of it? Was Omniscient’s shiny white ass becoming too much of a diversion from the original running joke? Vote: 37-1, Satan’s ass must now be included in at least one in every twenty posts. Drain Bead promises to fulfill the quota for abstaining posters. Satan voices his final objections, then sulks.
9:48 AM: Discussed current topics in GD. General consensus- too much religion, not enough Star Trek. Spoofe Bo Diddly is nominated to start a commitee regarding “what the next big sci-fi question will be”. Polycarp and Libertarian agree to begin voluntary posting limits until the next big witnessing invasion. Satan promises to go out and recruit new fundies for when the time comes.
10:23 AM: Donuts.
11:15 AM: Discussed ‘flirting’ threads currently in MPSIMS. In order to help distribute notoriety and focus attention away from the more prominent clique members, Coldfire will being flirting with Evilbeth, and DRY will begin flirting with Maeglin. Heated debate ensures as to whether or not Maeglin is female. Discussion tabled with decision that DRY will instead begin flirting with Falcon, causing a minor tiff with ChiefScott. Maeglin will be given “first free rights”, where whomever he/she flirts with first must return the affection.
12:30 PM: Lunch at Denny’s.
1:35 PM: Begin discussion of GQ. Are enough new posters annoying Manny, or should we start enlisting friends and family to go in and ask questions obviously designed for different forums? UncleBeer points out that Manny is nearing sniper-on-a-rooftop stress levels, and so the decision is made for a small respite for Manny.
2:05 PM: Milosarrian gives his report on the Euchtyus55 post-bot, which seems to be perfectly filling in for the late moderator. Milo’s report is interrupted only briefly by Mullinator’s drunken demand for TwistOfFate to “squeal like a pig.” Both are sent back to their hotel room, although it is unclear at this point whether they had their alcohol removed from them, or were handed more whiskey.
2:39 PM: Discussion of newbie on the board. Lexicon reports on the flaming prowess of new posters, including SkinnyGuy, who seems on the fast-track to inclusion in the clique. GaWd reports on the flirting capabilities of new posters, giving high marks to Anniz and Soda. All three are voted to recieve the super-secret instructions on joining the clique, 38-0. Evilbeth reports that ostracizing and humiliating most other newbies seems to have the desired results of making them whine and cry and run away like little babies. Clique Chairman kellibelli congratulates evilbeth on a job well done, and suggests to Sub-chairman for Flirtation Montfort that evilbeth be placed in the next round of link-ups.
3:54 PM: Meeting adjourned.
Man, I have to get some more time to myself.
Well 'ard.