"I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me."

My favorite quote of the day, maybe even the year.

Move over David Hasselhof, i’ve found a new role model.

I wouldn’t fuck with him. Hairless guys give me the willys.

Competitive yoga?

Dude, you got served!

I love that quote. I originally saw it in print back in 2003, I think. It must have been that Business 2.0 article the author mentioned.

It must make it a real challenge to find yoga pants that fit.

Ohhhm snap, down dawg!

Bragging about nobody wanting to have sex with him and his atomic balls? :dubious:

Duck and cover!