[horshack]Ooo OoooOooo Mee Mister Kot terrr![/horshack]
I’d like a fortune, please!!!
(and y’all do know that just reading the little piece of paper isn’t the whole fortune - you have to add the phrase “in bed”. So Clayton’s would have been “A pleasant surprise is in store for you” IN BED!)
I’d like a fortune, pulllleeeeezzzeee…
Me too, me too! All hail the fortune cookie!
raises hand ME TOO! lol 
I just read my fortune! Woohoo!
I had mine first! I will only share if you are nice :D.
I want one! I want one!!
::leaps onto bandwagon::
How big is that cookie box? Have one left over for me?
Oh good, there’s enough people here for me to polish off the rest of the cookies. Here we go…
DeVena: “You will enjoy good health and be surrounded by luxury.” But if you don’t like to share, you could settle for “Best Before 28 Sep 2003 IN BED!” Sounds a little ominous…
vunderbob: “You will take a voyage soon”
sperfur: “The star of riches is shining upon you”
Krys92gp: “You will enjoy good health and be surrounded by luxury” These things aren’t exactly original are they? Instead of that, you can have: “Have fun with authentic Kong Foo Sing Fortune Cookies whenever people get together.”
lightingtool: “You are courteous, diplomatic and affable and may find happiness in politics and public service”
Searching For Truth: “Guard against impatience”
Mnemosyne, I’m sorry but I’ve run out of cookies. But you can have a phrase instead: “Store in a cool dry place away from light.” That’s not so bad, it’s less vague than some of the genuine fortunes and could mean you have a promising future in programming.
The Cookie has spoken! All hail the Cookie!
Oooh, cool. Many thanks.
Hey, Mnemosyne! My sister taped this fortune to the computer monitor, so this one can be yours: “You will conquer obstacles to achieve successes.”
My fortune was way too appropriate[sup][/sup] to pass up this opportunity (see sig).
[sub][sup][/sup] Appropriate to the board, not necessarily to me. :D[/sub]
Crappitycrap, hitting “submit” instead of “preview.” Sorry 'bout that.
Thanks, btw, Icicle Fuzz.
IcicleFuzz, how’s the day-after for the fortune cookies? They always leave me a little stopped up, if you know what I mean.
So THAT’S what the handbasket is for…
Hey, I’m in someones sig! Sort of. Yay! 
welby, I’m trying to “guard against impatience” but I will “bide my time for success is near.” I dare say that “a pleasant surprise is in store for me,” if you know what I mean.
Any fortunes left? Or did I miss my chance at a fortune?
Could there be one in there for a RealFish?