Kallessa!
That’s MY Buddha! Give him back! Don’t make me come up there and get him!
Oh wait never mind… I found my Buddha. He was napping in the back room…
Anyone need a dozen or so cherubim? We seem to have a surplus…
Considering all those wafers of transformed bread, and all that wine/blood there must be tons of bits of Jesus all over the place. Since this has been going on for 20 centuries there must be bits of Jesus in almost everything we eat drink and build. Except of course there can be no Jesus in Marmite, for obvious reasons.
WWJD? Besides just hang there??
Jesus Saves! And takes half damage!
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering was there a dog. 
Fortunately, he gets out every 3 days…
Now I know why my dang slip cover won’t stay on…
I never found Jesus under the couch, but I did find three pens, five corks, and assorted cat toys under the stove when it was moved for reflooring the kitchen – does that count?
Why am I hiding? I found Jesus, and now he’s it!
Actually, he’s in the bath. I’m surprised to see nobody’s linked to this yet.
Well, at least now I know why you’re not coming out for dinner, Sublight. You really do spend too much time online.
:dubious:
Sublight, that may quite possibly be the strangest link I’ve ever clicked on. And I’m including the goatse guy in that statement.
Now, can anyone tell me: What would Jesus do…for a Klondike bar?
Ahem.
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Funny, I found The Glory of Jesus in my friend’s closet.
And one of my friend’s cats had peed on him.
Poor Jesus 
From that datejesus site:
“Irish need not apply.”
HA!! So Jesus hates the Irish?