I Have, I Have Never

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181

True and True

I have worked in the adult entertainment industry and you have not.

I have never asked anyone for an autograph and you have.

182

True and true.

I have a photo of myself, age 5, riding a horse, and you do not.

I have never seen a bull fight and you have.

183

true and true (YouTube counts, right?)

I have seen the bathroom set where the shower scene from *Psycho *was filmed and you have not.

I have not shaved my head and you have.

184

True and true.

I have climbed live volcanoes and you have not.

I have never been to Greece and you have.

185

True and false.

I have a grandson and you do not.

I have never finished War and Peace and you have.

186

True and true

I have baked an apple walnut bundt cake and you have not.

I have never had an older brother and you have.

187

True and false.

I am looking forward to Westworld S3 and you are not.
I have not been to Boise, Idaho and you have.

188

True and false.

I have been to an airport within the past week and you have not.

I have never been inside an ambulance as a patient and you have.

189

True and true.

I have starred in a high school play and you have not.

I have never flown first class and you have.

190

False (Charley’s Aunt, as it happens) and false.

I have seen all the Marvel Comics movies and you have not.

I have never read Moby-Dick and you have.

191

True and true.

I have won at the SDMB Botticelli game and you have not.

I have never seen a meteor shower and you have.

192

True and true.

I have taken a shop class in high school and you have not.

I have never walked out of a movie and you have.

193

False and true.

I was always the “teacher’s pet” in math class, and you were not.

I have never been to Las Vegas and you have.

194

true and false (I think the only way my math teachers thought of me as a pet was the animal part)

I saw an animatronic viking taking a dump and you have not.

I’ve never worn the undergarments of the opposite sex and you have.

195

True (my god, that one DEMANDS some explanation) and false.

I have been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld and you have not.

I have never owned a smartphone until the last 60 days and you have.

196

True and true.

I have been married for over 40 years and you have not.

I have not been married more than once and you have.

197

True and false

I have read James Joyce’s Ulysses and you have not

I have not seen Top Gun and you have

198

True and false.

I was an editor of my college yearbook and you were not.

I never drove until I was 30 and you did.

199

True and true.

I regularly submit captions for The New Yorker’s online cartoon-caption contest, and you do not.

I didn’t watch Fox News in the past week, and you did.

200

False and true.
I have a radio from the 1940s and you do not.

I have never eaten at Sonic and you have.