I Have, I Have Never

True and True (one of the few times I have ever been in a church was for an Easter service. 1978 I believe)

I have flown a kite within the last year and you have not.

I have never been to South America and you have.

True and True.

I have swum in the Mediterranean and you have not.

I don’t have a younger sibling and you do.

True and true.

I have walked on the roof of my house and you have not (walked on the roof of yours).

I do not wear house slippers and you do.

True and true.

I have won a raffle, and you have not.

I have not won a lottery, and you have.

True and false.

I have owned a stick shift car and you have not.

I have never gone fishing and you have.

True and true.

I hate driving stick, and you do not.

I don’t really care for fishing, either, and you do.

true and true

I received an email from Rodney Dangerfield, and you have not.

I have never seen Barbra Streisand perform live, and you have.

True and true.

I have played violin, viola and cello, and you have not.

I have never played string bass, and you have.

True and false.

I will be having dinner at a seafood restaurant tonight, and you will not.

I have never been to Boise, Idaho, and you have.

True and false.

I have dressed as a pregnant nun, and you haven’t.

I have never been to a rap concert, and you have.

True and false.

I have been on more than five cruises and you have not.

I have never taken a foreign language class and you have.

True and true.

I have worn bifocals and you have not.

I have never drunk scotch and you have.

False and false.

I have knit something as a gift, and you have not.

I have never crocheted anything, and you have.

true and false (there’s a difference between “knit” and “crochet”?)

I’ve eaten gator jumbo and you have not.

I’ve never eaten frog legs and you have.

Yes, there’s a difference. The former is done with knitting needles, the latter with a crochet hook.

True (though I have eaten gator pate’) and false.

I’ve seen all of the Marx Brothers movies, and you haven’t.

I haven’t seen all of the MCU movies, and you have.

True. I can’t think of any I have watched, but it’s possible I have seen one or more long ago. There is no way I have seen all of them. And False. I had to google “MCU” to realize I have seen some of them.

I have successfully trapped rats in my residence and you have not.

I have never sang on stage, and you have.

True and true (and it’s “sung”).

I went to my Senior Prom with someone NOT of my preferred gender and you did not.

I have never eaten brains (e.g. calf brains) and you have.

Apologies. I should have learned when you wrote “swum” upthread and I had to look it up to be sure you were correct. (And you were)

True and true.

I have a favorite NASA astronaut, and you do not.

I have never read a book on a Kindle or similar gadget, and you have.

True and false.

I have never eaten at a fast food chain and you have.
I have played a church organ and you have not.