I must have had a hell of a weekend because I can’t find my other pair of blue jeans. They aren’t in the washer or dryer. They aren’t in the hamper. They aren’t on, under, or around my bed. Not in a chair. I’m not wearing them.
Where the heck are my pants???
You don’t remember???
They’re under my bed. :rolleyes:
Hanging from the courthouse flagpole.
Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Last time you washed them they were stolen off the line.
Oh, and they fit great.
Hmm…not up here. Did you check at Chris’? You were drinking all that rum.
You must’ve spent the weekend with SwimmingRiddles.
So what we’re really looking for is a person wearing bluejeans and a red tanktop?
Check.
I left a pair hanging on a tree on the Missinaibi River a couple of days upstream of Moose Factory. I left another pair hanging on a tree in Sand Dunes National Monument in southern Colorado.
If anyone happens to come across a pair of pants hanging from a tree in the middle of nowhere, please mail them to me.
Hey, I found a pair in the rhododendrons underneath the balcony. Lots of stuff from apartment 103 ends up there, next to the gravel patch where I park my motorcycle.
They’re kinda short, probably 28 inseam.
Did you also dump that dead potted fern and the framed picture of Mt. Bachelor ? Man, Eastlake’s gotten weird since they put that 2-way left turn lane in.
Have you checked in this thread? 
Your pants? I’m sorry, Max, but the insane thieves who live near my building must have taken them and used them for God only knows what nefarious purpose. (though how they got from here to Nashville and back in such a short time span remains to be seen)
Those people are nuts… always taking others’ personal property and using them for odd, secret purposes. [sub]I personally think they’re up to no good, you know… I mean, I saw the most curious structure in their backyard the other day…[/sub]
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Dude, where’s my pants?
Maybe they were stolen by these people?
Hey everyone! I found 'em! I found my pants! You can stop looking for them now. Appreciate the help.
So, they weren’t stolen? Where were they?
Max, you were wearing them all along, weren’t you? I do that all the time.
Now, what ever did I do with that keyboard…