They were a nice pair of shorts with lots of nice pockets.
Where could they have gone? I don’t have a roommate, so they weren’t stolen. There’s no way I lost them at the laundry, I am too careful about stuff like that. I’ve checked all my drawers and in my car. Where the hell did my shorts go?
Move on, I’m afraid your shorts in in the realm of biros, TV remotes, and everything else you need at some point but can never find. They may return one day, they may not. Live in hope.
Might they be in a laundry basket? When I do laundry, I’ve been known to miss something in the bottom of the basket, and I don’t find it again until I do laundry again.
Pull out the bottom drawer of your chest of drawers. They may have fallen behind there, and may have been small enough not to affect the closing of the drawer. It’s happened to me with a few t-shirts, so now it’s the first place I check if I can’t find something in the drawers.
Interestingly, my mother called recently to tell me that she had misplaced a black turtleneck sweater.
I have a different problem with clothes - I know what I have, I just can’t get to most of it. For instance, all of my shorts are in the bottom of a cedar chest in my living room. There’s a small pile of junk on the lid of that chest; if I want to open the chest, I have to find somewhere to put the junk.
Of, I have this problem all the time. I keep having to open spacial rifts into the universe of pant that is created whenever something liken this happens. It’s not as bad as that time I got into the bag that I was carrying, though. That sucked.