Creatine Cocktails!
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I’m going to go soak my arse in cold goat’s milk.
There is indeed flavor to these peppers, and I agree that if there’s to much heat, it wipes the taste out.
The heat does seem to add to the flavor, strangely. It’s hard to describe.
Sheeesh!!! Am I the only person on this board who thought this was going to be a bestiality thread? I’m getting disappointed in you people, I really am. 
No bestiality in here yet, but there is a hint of it in the “Would you consider doing this for $6 million?” thread - and probably elsewhere in the SDMB if you’re THAT interested in the topic… If you find what you’re looking for, I don’t want to know…
people, it’s called “the ring of fire”. duh. and baby wipes are a good for wipin’ when one is afflicted with said ring. of course, a bidet or shower is really the way to go.
celestina, jalapenos taste like regular green/bell peppersv before the heat kicks in. i cant describe habanero flavor (i’ve never had the fresh ones.) but i assume the heat appears too soon for flavor to appear, as assumed from my habanero hot sauce.
No, no…you misunderstand me, Mobius74. I wasn’t disappointed that it wasn’t a bestiality thread; I was disappointed that no-one had made a remark to that effect yet. Usually the Teaming Millions are quicker than that. I mean, c’mon–nearly two whole pages? That’s almost sad. 
Congratulations to Scylla. This is the only thread so far that I’ve actually saved, it’s so funny.
:hands Scylla bronzed bag of Jalapeno Chips, applause sounds: