I have the biggest nicotine buzz now

Damn this feels great! I know you’re not supposed to puff cigars, but I LOVE it. The smoke, the aroma, the power rushing through my veins! I feel like I cound run laps around the earth 8 times without stopping.

Geez, what am I doing sitting here posting? I’ll be back!

Did you inhale?

On one of your trips through my neighborhood, bring me a cigar. A Macanudo would be nice, or a Punch in a pinch.

Yep

Yeah

Umm… next time I’m near Venus, sure!

That’s Venus, TEXAS, btw. Although there are some similarities to the planet, like the extremely hot, dry summers and the low population.