So - the ING guy. You know - the guy with the Netherlands accent? Wears the suit? Carries around an orange?
I have the hots for him.
He kinda melts my butter.
What does that mean?
shrug
I think he’s moderately good-looking. Certainly photogenic, or they wouldn’t have cast him.
Just imagine–you could be attracted to the old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercial…
OMG, the Six Flags guy! That’s hilarious!!
A high rate of interest? 
sigh You have snatched the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
Well, that’s okay. I’m sort of enchanted by the girl from those commercials. The one trying to read the pamphlets while being confused about savings accounts. “Fifty thousand dollar minimum balance? Am I reading this right?”
I wouldn’t say I have the hots for her, but I listening to her talk.
Big relief, here. I thought you meant the one who has somebody carrying a boom-box behind him, so he has his own sound track.
It all means you should fling your money out the window. Look into their “Flying Debenture” product.