That girl in the Mitsubishi Eclipse television ad. You know, the one wearing the stupid hat and doing that funky torso dance to the song “Days go By”. Oh, how I want her so.
I think it’s that she’s doing this really stupid-looking dance, completely oblivious to the fact that the driver is obviously embarassed by it. Or maybe just that she’s freakin’ gorgeous. I don’t know, doesn’t matter. Heck, for all I know her speaking voice can shatter glass and curl the hooves on a llama, but I don’t care.
I’d just have that song playing continuously, as we drive around all day long. I’ll even buy her all the stupid hats she wants. I just wanna watch her dance. I’d probably ram us into a lamppost, 'cause I won’t be able to keep my eyes on the road.
Hate the commercial.
For what it’s worth, I kinda had a thing for that chick in the Jared/ Subway commercial-- she lost a bunch of weight and was walking down the street, and met Jared for lunch at the end of the ad. Now she was cute.
I really used to like Halle Berry until she did that stupid Pepsi “unzip my head” commercial. She is about 95% less sexy now that she’s the pupae between the annoying little girl’s larval stage and the full adult insect Barry Bostwick.
I had sort of a crush on the woman in the Drugstore.com commercial who apparently never left her bathtub. She didn’t mind deliverymen seeing her in there.
When I first saw this commercial I realized that she looks like a girl I used to know. Very tall, impossibly thin, and pretty in an alien sort of way. She acted goofy as all hell, too. Perhaps I can find her number.
If it makes you feel any better, I’d go to bed with the Verizon “can you hear me now?” guy.
Let’s see, I have crushes on:
Several Characters from Star Wars novels
Glenn Miller, legendary band leader and dead
King Aleksandar of Yugoslavia-assasinated in 1934
Oh me too. There’s something so pleasant and helpful about him. And he’s so mellow; nothing phases him and he never gets mad.
I’ve already confessed my crush for August Busch IV (or whatever number he is) on the Budweiser commercials. He looks like an old time matinee idol. Probably reeks of beer though!
However, I would not go so far as to say I LOVE any of them.
Distracted by her weird dancing the driver drifted over the center line and hit a cement truck.
At least that’s how the commercial ends in my world.
Now the Direct TV commercial where the guy installs it and the wife hugs him for a bit too long and then the husband hugs the installer. That woman catches my attention.
Woot! I’m not alone! I love that girl, she’s having a great time and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about it. I also like the way her boobies bounce
