Sometimes I try to think of a hierarchy for what websites have the dumbest comments.
Local newspapers are near the bottom. But below that was my longtime champion, YouTube.
But recently I’ve discovered a site with comments even dumber than that: fmylife.
Hell, that’s nothing. I turned a straight woman into a Roman Catholic nun. And I wasn’t even trying!
Between the two of you if we put some copper wiring on them we’ve got electricity for centuries!
Why do they get toasters? I want a toaster?
GPS
Gay pussy straightening?
Is that net, or gross?
Big deal, I cure homosexuality in women all the time.
Or was it cause?
I’ve managed to get straight guys to have sex with me (a gay man) and you don’t hear me bragging about it.
Oh no wait, you totally do.
Do these conversions involve the missionary position?
How the hell could you have, in good conscience, left off the “signed, Mr. Stud” part?
Ben Affleck? Is that you?
Well, that’s what they told you, anyway.
Snarf I just sprayed my laptop with coffee, thanks
They just have it. It’s a gift. I could never fathom being a lesbian after having a lover like him. Damn I’m getting hot just remembering him. 
I think the truth is some men are such lousy lovers that it makes a woman seem better.
Some men just have “it” and if your lucky enough to ever have one you will never forget it. I’m thinking of a man as cool as James Bond and as sexy as Colin Firth and as manly as Dinero or Bronson all in one neat package. Brains are a plus but they don’t matter so much. It’s more like a package deal. I mean they have to have a purpose in life and a job. Most of us are lucky to have a man with one good attribute. Some men are gifted with many. It isn’t just looks that light me up! Sometimes an ordinary looking man has it.
Ladies… Finish this I need to go to work.
You rang?
Do you mean Roberto Dinero or Tengo Mucho Dinero?
Oh, I know that guy. He’s gay.