God I do love the local blog comments sometimes. This was in response to a posting about the news story on the Judge’s ruling WRT a lesbian nurse.
Wait… How did he turn three lesbians straight? He never mentioned methods and techniques! Did he grandfather his way in? I know a couple of those kind of guys.
Okay, I’m confused. Does a three lesbian straight beat a full house?
And did they give their toasters back?
I dunno, but it’s better than a hand full of queens.
I am going to choose to believe that that comment was written by a woman.
Healing power of prayer?
. . .and boy, are they ever pissed off.
Typical. I drive them to lesbianism and Kramer brings them back!
Does this mean their soft ball team sucks now or what?
Bob Saget maybe.
You know, before I knew it was a blog poster comment at the bottom, I started reading the linked article thinking, “…That’s gotta be one Hell of a gavel.” :eek:
I am pretty sure more than just three lesbians want to beat Bob Saget.
“Well he’s a great chiropractor, but he keeps bragging about all the lesbian customers he has”
Hey, I can balance him out - one sight of me nekkid, and those three will go right back to being lesbians again. 
Reading the comments at the bottom reminds me why I like the Dope- where ignorance is fought and sanity reigns…mostly.
Explain to me why the judge’s ruling is a setback for opponents of DADT? He seems to be supporting the fact that enforcing it was unconstitutional. Hep me out here, what did I miss?
- Count em–4 lesbians I have turned straight, & one Colombus Monkey I have taught to be a butler. And to tapdance. Tapdancing monkey butler.
Top that.
Well, did you use the same method in all five cases? 
And then one look at me, and they’d go back to being straight.
Must be nice. I turned 2 straight girls into lesbians. Well, that I know of, anyway.
Is he named “Brian Dennehy”?