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Hi! I’m new here, but this place looks great.
I look forward to the Shakespeare talk, and everything else.
And the obligatory: Have any pie?
Welcome to the SDMB, Falstaff! To everyone else: You can blame me for this. 
Good morrow, Anemic Falstaff. I hope you are finding your way around well enough. Be aware, though, swordplay is allowed only in the BBQ Pit.
Fare thee well.
Francis!!! What, ho there! Francis, I say! Bring up a hogshead of sack and a pie for Sir John, here – and be quick about it, he’s looking anemic!