There was a brief discussion which inspired me…
Much like the Seven Dwarves… I think there are the Seven Faggots of the SDMB:
The Seven Faggots of the SDMB: Horny(matt_mcl), Party(scottevil), Jumpy(gobear), Cranky(kirkland), Herby(Homebrew), Overly Friendly(Esprix), and Trampy(yours truly).
Apparently I’m Party because I organize kick-ass Montreal Dopefests. And sing karaoke.
OK, whatever. 
Woah, school flashback.
I never get to be in with any of the cool kids 
You can be my best guy.
I’ll take you to the prom. Then you’ll be in the “in crowd” fer sure.
Want to go out for ice-cream sodas after?
I guess Slutty, Queenie, and Leather didn’t make the cut.
I humbly apply for the position of either Slutty or Leather :D:D
(I only qualify for Queenie when terribly, terribly drunk)
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go.
Trampy’s a whore
but never a bore
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.
Good to see you made it back Hastur.
Drive down to Corvallis and I will accept your application in person.
As long as we get to play footsie under the table.
Well… I know you mean well Hastur but whenever you starting making lists like this, horseplay often turns to tears and other less prolific, but equally fabulous faggot posters will feel a bit left out of this “in with the in crowd” list kicking their shoes at the pavement while the “popular” fags cavort on the playground.
I think a better approach, instead of forming a club of sorts, would be to offer Wizard of Oz style giftsto gay posters whom you admire.
The only flaw with this scheme is, if they’re that fabulous what can they possibly lack for? What could any of them possibly want?
Actually, Astro - maybe the answer is to look at Hastur’s list as the “Seven Classic Faggots of SDMB” 
Oh, and Hastur - I try never to go to cow towns ::ducks::
HONEST!
OH GOD, STOP HITTING ME!!
(ooh, wait, that feels good…)
ahem … I gotta go now.
So which one doesn’t have a beard?
Can MrVisible be, like, “Eloquenty” or something?
I lost my beard last year when she moved out of our house and in with her girlfriend.
Not to sound catty or throw cold water on what is a light-hearted thread, but is it safe to assume that since this thread was started by an acknowledged homosexual it’s okay?
Because, to carry it further, had it been started by a heterosexual, it could have been taken to the Pit, everyone would flame the OP for being intolerant and mean (“How dare you say such things about Matt, Scott, etc. you’re dealing with stereotypes…”), the OP would be chastised by a mod, there would be demands for his banning, and the thread would be summarily closed.
To be honest, I was startled by the thread title. I thought it was being mean, although when I read the OP, I thought it was clever. But I couldn’t help but think what I posted above.
If it’s acceptable for the gay members to talk about themselves this way, I guess that’s okay.
Any African-American members want to start a “Seven Niggers of the SDMB” thread?
Please don’t turn this into a GD, DAVE. That’s all I’m going to say.
Alright, Davew0071. Hands up all people offended by this thread.
[crickets chirping]
My only question is who gets to be Snow White?
No Flamey?
I’m flamey, dammit!