Remember it? I played it! 
Here’s some gems from Einstein’s collections:
Advice to drunken batters:
When a ball looks like this:
O
O
O
Take a chance on the middle one.
And
The Dodgers have Del Bissonnette;
No meal has he ever missed yet;
Thje question that rises
Is one that surprises,
Who paid for all Del Bissonette?
A cartoon, apparently from Playboy, appeared in Einstein’s thrd book, in the 60s:
Pitcher on mound peering at batter. Ball with open mouth.
Ball says to pitcher, “Batter is agent of evil secret organization plotting to rule world. Stick me in his ear.”
Cmon let’s get some diagrams going. 
God that was painful to read.
Ya. Duly ate. And now…I…need this.
Bosox up four-zip in the bottom of the seventh. Pedro’s tossing a three-hit shutout; on his 93rd pitch, he whiffs Edmonds.
Tonight’s stunning victory, of course, will be merely prelude to the Cards pulling off the greatest comeback in Series history.
OK, Buddy, you’ve really stuck your neck out now. I think I’ll bide my time and see what happens in the fourth game.
If the results are what I think they will be, not only are you Yankee fans due for a meal of your own words, but a heaping helping of crow as well.
Just checking in. If you guys win tonight, congratulations, okay?
Try not to riot please.
Preemptive congrats on breaking the curse.
Boston gets down 3-0 in games to the Yankees and win 4 straight? Big deal. The Red Sox winning four in a row is not very surprising or impressive. They are a **very ** good team coupled with the overrated Yankees. All the Red Sox are doing is making the 0-3 comeback fashionable. Soon it will be no big deal. Some day we’ll hear: The Red Sox are one of only 3 teams in the last 40 years NOT to come back from an 0-3 deficit. You want to impress me Red Sox? Come back from an 0-4 hole in a best of 7 series.
So it appears the Red Sox will win the Series this year and ‘end the curse.’ Ok, quite possibly there is a curse and quite assuredly the Sox have not won the Series in 86 years; but spare me the drivel of your torment. What, the Sox haven’t won the Series in the 20 years you’ve been alive? awwwww. I’m sure few people are alive today who can even remember 1918. Maybe, just maybe, there’s this one guy, born in 1900, in New Bedford, MA, who was at that 1918 World Series, who is still alive today, having nearly approached suicide every one of the last 86 years.
That guy has a claim on the supposed curse and long-time suffering. You, 16 year-old Johnny Pimpleface, do not. You, 23 year-old Johnny Gradschool, do not. You, 34-45 year-old Johnny Thinninghairline, do not. You, 46+ year-old Johnny Retirementplan…well, it starts to get debatable at this point.
What’s not debatable is that 20 year-old Sox fans have no more claim to suffering than the fans of the Montreal Expos or the Milwaukee Brewers or even the Colorado Rockies…etc,etc. You have zero concept of what 86 years is, or even 35 years. I have very little empathy available for you because the Sox have only been to the playoffs 12 times in your 20 years. Most Brewer fans et. al. have been wondering for a very long time what it feels like to win 85 games.
And you do see what the Red Sox are doing to themselves, right? Go ahead, end the curse. End the “long-time suffering.” And then slip quietly and comfortably into obscurity and mediocre-dom as you will have nothing left for which to play. No curse to break. No 86 year drought to end. The Sox will be just another team.
Also, Sox fans, you’d better take a picture of this years’ Series, because it may be another 86 years, if you’re intensely lucky, before you see another one. You see, what you did to the Yankees was your Catch-22. By breaking the curse, you’ve cursed yourselves. Sure, you beat them Yankees. Not only did you beat them, you beat them in record fashion. Not only did you beat them in record fashion, you humiliated them. Not only did you humiliate them, you made them lose interest in life itself. But the inverse effect you did not see was this:
George Steinbrenner now hates the Red Sox sooooooooooooo much that he will literally stop at nothing----nothing!----to see the Red Sox fail for the rest of his lifetime; and set it up so they fail for the rest of at least his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson’s lifetime. Lose a limb? Please. Hijack Boston’s team flight? With Pleasure. Castration? Not a problem. Sacrifice one of his children? Just say when. Destruction of the universe? Need you ask? There are now NO limits for George. Mission: Long-term Red Sox failure. Limits: Zero.
You do realize that George is going to get every free agent every year from this point, right? No, you misunderstand me. Not every free agent he can afford. Not every free agent not taken by another team. Not every good free agent. EVERY free agent. George is going to invite 600 players to spring training every year. Soon, the Columbus Clipper’s roster will include Barry Bonds and Mike Piazza and Kerry Wood and Jim Edmonds and Keith Foulke and Scott Rolen—players who weren’t quite good enough to make the cut for the Yankees. The All-Star Game will be played in Yankee Stadium every year and pit the Yankees against the National League. Soon George will be offering all the other players so much money, the other teams will have to use college drop outs to field teams.
Way to curse yourselve by winning the World Series, Boston.
Another funny thing I’m always hearing about is how the Yanks / Sox is the biggest rivalry in sports. To have a true rivalry, don’t both teams need to win once in a while? Even if Boston wins this year, they still have a shitload of slack to make up.
You do realize how unbelievably stupid this statement is, right? Just checkin’, is all.
First of all, I don’t think the Brewers even have any fans (none that I am aware of, anyway). And hey, don’t blame us Sox fans because Bud Selig is a cheap-ass motherfucker who clearly does not give a wet rat’s ass about fielding a good baseball team. Not our fault.
Do you realize that the three teams referenced in this portion of your misguided little rant have been around for total of 81 years combined?
C’mon, now, take a deep breath and simmer down.
I was one of those who blew a fuse in the 70’s when the reserve clause was voided, because now all the good players would go to the Yankees. So what did happen? Refresh my memory.
Well, George Steinbrenner won’t live forever. He is not Satan, no matter what a lot of people, me included, have been prodded to believe. Ruppert died; Huston sold out; Del Web and Dan Topping got shed of the Yankees. I don’t believe Moneybags George can sustain his philosophy idefinitely. Anyone who makes predictions is a fool.
The Sox are up; it’s 3-0, both in the game and the series.
Outside, there would be a full moon but for a …
lunar eclipse.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m spooked.
It’s the apocolypse. Johnny Damon is, in fact, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and this is his second coming. Manny, Pedro, Schilling, and Ortiz are the four horsemen. In about 20 minutes the Earth shall open up, and His Judgement Cometh. All Yankees fans will be doomed to eternal damnation, members of t he High Church of Red Sox Nation will know eternal bliss, and all other people will just go on with their lives as if nothing had happened.
I don’t think I have ever seen a worse display of clutch hitting in my life. This may be the worst performance for a team ever in a World Series.
This is not about to happen. I still have faith that the Sox can blow it.
Damn. That’s it.
So who stole the Cards’ mojo?
Wow. I guess I’ll just kiss my loved ones goodbye, pour myself a glass of rye, and wait for the meteor.
Hell just froze over. The world is about to end. Kiss everyone goodbye while you still can.
Oh, and the Yankees suck.
Sox