I Hope Bubba Lays Skids On Your Face, You Dirtbag

The BBQ Pit
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So I took my 12 year old to the Supercross Saturday night. I. . . er I mean, HE really gets into motocross. Yeah.

It was a great race although that cheater Chad Reed caused the unstoppable awesome Ricky Carmichael to dump his bike allowing Reed to take first place and (in spite of his tumble) Ricky to take second.

We also got to witness my all time favorite Jeremy McGrath take his very last lap as he goes into retirement. Brought a tear to my eye.

It was a great night until the walk back to the car.

Walking just ahead of us I hear a loud telephone conversation between a fucking mullet sportin’ racist toilet smooching prick and some Neanderthal on the other end. It went something like this -

“AH DUDE! It was FUCKING awesome! You missed OOOOUUUUT!!!”

Then he pauses to listen to what I assume was a question of who won the 250 main event.

“SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-IT, Reed took it but only because Ricky dumped it.”

Then he pauses again to listen to what I assume was a question of who won the 125 main event. The winner of the event was Bubba Stewart, who is African American and KICKS ASS. He is top in his class.

“Oh, the goddamn nigger won.”

Listening to other end . . . .

“Ha ha, yeah I agree. Someone needs to lynch his Toby black ass. Black boys don’t belong in motocross.”

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK!?!?!

Obviously walking and puking words into his phone was too much for his one celled brain to manage so he stopped right in front of us causing me to nearly walk up his skanky ass crack.

I am sure he was too busy spewing his racist diarrhea to have felt me climb up his butt or hear me say “Disgusting asshole.”

My 12 year old then said, “Yeah, Bubba is more man than you will ever be”.

He was still too caught up in his hate to have heard.

I wish I had been carrying my umbrella with the hooked end when I collided with his ass.

Stupid slack-jawed fuck.

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At least your son recognizes an asshole when he sees one. You’re doing something right.

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That’s fucked up… :mad:

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I am at a loss for words…except to say that you and your son deserve to be placed on pedestals & worshipped.

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heh. mullet - business up front, party in the back!

Go Bubba!

:smiley:

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I was about to be all surprised, but then I remembered “Oh yeah, right, she’s in Utah” where is about 1 black person to have 1000 racists.

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And that last post didn’t make any sense at all! Jesus Christ, it’s nearly 11 o clock, and I’m still typing in half sentences.
There is about 1 black person to every 1000 racists.

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Ah, but yet I still knew what you meant…

:smiley:

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Yeah, this kind of weirded me out the times I visted Utah. I’m from the south, and not having blacks around made the place feel… well, like there was something missing from the place. Made it seem sort of artificial, like I was visiting Disney’s new attraction, LackOfDiversityLand. Then, I found the hispanic community, and felt at least a little relieved.

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We are still a white bread State, Pepper, but I can say with all sincerely that I really haven’t seen much racism. Just the handful of jackasses that seem to pop up every now and then.

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Indiana has a lot of racists. I usually avoid Nascar and racing events, the state fair, truck pulls, etc.

We do have a big controversy right now about hip hop in our little bohemian bar part of town. They want to ban it completely. It’s fucked. Here’s a link to part of the debate…http://stargazer.nuvo.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=895&start=0 It would be cool to see some different viewpoints on that board. Y’all should chime in.

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BTW, here is Bubba. He certainly appears more than capable of participating in motocross in spite of his race. :rolleyes:

http://www.supercross.com/feature.php?id=329

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Eh, perhaps I’m a little…bitter. It’s been five years, and I still haven’t gotten over the way Jaime was treated (subtley and not so subtley) when he lived up there. He had a double whammy–looked black with a hispanic name!

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Well that’s only bad if they are racist against black people. :stuck_out_tongue:

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LOL, you could have at least quoted the post that made a nominal amount of sense. :stuck_out_tongue:

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It amazes me how often I hear racist remarks, just as part of ordinary conversation - people assume that if you’re white, then we’re all on the same “team”. An older woman, who I’d never met before, remarked to me at an event on Saturday that she’d gotten lost on the way there & ended up in the “black” part of town (major shudder from her). I don’t even know what to say to that; I just gave her a puzzled frown and changed the subject. It seems rude to lecture people on their bad manners - she was only being friendly, in her view. I was appalled and totally caught off guard.

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I personally find your behavior to be reprehensible.

What are you thinking not inviting me to the event? :wink:

I haven’t gotten to see the race yet, but from what I read it was merely a block pass that made Ricky fall over. I think it’s damn amazing that Chad’s been able to win the last 4 (or is it 5 now) races! There’s no way that he’ll win the whole bag, but it sure has made the season a lot more fun.

And just because you didn’t invite me to SLC for the supercross does not mean I won’t invite you to Washougal for Nationals.:slight_smile:

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Oh man, I am sorry you missed it whatami! It was a great race and I would have invited you if you would have told me before hand. :smiley: And then there was McGrath’s last lap. . . :::sigh:::

You’re right, it really was just a block pass that dumped Ricky, but still . . . that damn Reed. He should pick on someone his own size! You are also right that he has made this season a lot more interesting instead of the typical “Ummm Ricky won again, ho hum.” that we have been seeing like FOREVER.

Yeah, but it’ll be Ricky and Budda in the end.

Oh invite me to the Washougal for the Nationals and I promise an invite to the SLC Supercross next year!

BTW, do you go to the motocross races? I have a good friend/ex boyfriend who races 250’s so we make the rounds a bit. FUN TIME!

fessie - That is what amazed me about this guy. There were more than a few of us within earshot, did he think his words weren’t insulting to listen to?

I can only hope that after we left him as he stood there talking his shit someone came up behind him, heard his words, and preceeded to kick his ass. Unfortunately, assholes like that rarely get what they deserve.

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Nooo shiiit. FTR, I am white. I am from IL (actually born in Louisiana, raised mostly in IL, and recently moved to MO). Anyway, as a teen I would travel from southern IL to southern Indiana to visit Holidayworld (just a little farther, and IMO much better than Six Flags over MidAmerica. Many times I would stop at some place off the interstate for breakfast or lunch. One time I was in a fast food place, and a charter bus carrying about 40 or so somewhat elderly black people to a conference or church event pulled into the parking lot and unloaded. When the locals inside the establishment started opening their mouths, I became enraged to the point where I almost rearranged all of their internal organs with the cash registers. Fucking ignorant bastards. The whole time I was in that damn state I kept witnessing scenes like that. Now, I know that not all people from Indiana think that way, but fuck, I’ve lived in/visited/passed through plenty of rural areas in other places, and never saw anything of that level before or since.

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Here’s the ironic thing about Indiana, though - people from East Chicago, Munster, the Harbor, et al come to Chicago and are amazed at the segregation in our fair city. They don’t have black neighborhoods or Chinatown or Little Italy or any other ‘exclusive’ neighborhood based on race. Money separates the people in E.Chicago. E.Chicagoans get money and move to Munster, because that’s where the other money is. But every block is filled with every nationality.
But go downstate though…