In Canada, it’s technically against the law to go naked in a private house in such a way that you can be seen from a public place.
I don’t know the last time someone was prosecuted for this, though.
Obviously not a lyric written during FDR’s administration.
“Even the President of the United States sometimes has to stand naked, with the help of two men.”
If I were eating Skittles, they would’ve shot out my nose a minute after I read this and it finally registered. 
Actually, now that the initial shock and revulsion have worn off a bit, all this discussion of historical Presidential nudity has given me some ideas …
I mean - let’s face it - you people have very dull currency at the moment; all the same size, all mostly green. A few naked Presidents would spice it up no end. How about it? Bring on the Full Frontal Franklins!
I like how a subject that has absolutely nothing to do with Bush was still used to color him negatively, providing yet another opportunity for a Bush-bashing, circle-jerk thread where all the democrats can come to post, jack each other off, throw in a lot of “yeah! He sucks!” comments, and then consider themselves “superior.”
'Cause we need more threads like that. :rolleyes: * infinity
I like how you can read into the thoughts and minds of every poster. As the OP, I know for certain this had nothing more to do with coloring Bush negatively as it did with coloring Clinton negatively. Or positively for that matter. Just humorously.
And then there was one other post poking fun at the sitting president (which I almost used). Of course that’s partisan. No one ever made fun of a sitting Democratic president.
You’ve got to be straining really hard to see this as a Bush-bashing thread. You’re probably too tense. Why don’t you bend over and take those lame rolleyes*infinity and shoot them up your ass. Maybe that will relax you.
This one time I saw a movie about this strict Mexican Catholic woman who wouldn’t undress during sex. She went to bed with her husband in a full nightgown with a hole cut out of it. I guess they’d have to do something like that.
How naked is “naked” though? I mean, can I get away with walking around my house starkers if I wear, say, a hat? Does it still count as being nude? What about socks?
Actually, I just figured it was a matter of time until the “Bush is a nazi; anyone who voted for him is an idiot and a fascist; the US is doomed!” posts started, and I wanted to get in my jab before page 3.
LBJ probably wore a ten gallon hat, cowboy boots and maybe even a gun belt----a two gun gun belt, of course. Or a three gun gun belt, as the case may be.
Franklin wasn’t a President. Sorry, you can’t satisfy your sick, kinky Franklin festish quite that easily…
Fine. Wait until someone actually attacks before you reposte, then.
o/Everybody was shadow-boxin'! Making the boards so toxic...o/
— Randy Newman
Madeline Albright.
Strom Thurmond.
Even when he was alive, not that you could much tell the difference for the last 30 years or so.
::shudders::
I can’t think of any politician who should be seen without the gray suit. Most of 'em can’t even carry off everyday things.
I do want them to shower, but securely behind closed doors and preferrably armed Secret Service. As for even thinking about anything racier, well, as Mencken so aptly put it, “It makes you want to burn every bed in the country.”
Ulp.
OK, how in the heck are you supposed to do your business en el baño if you can’t take off your pants? Arguably you could shower clothed, and with enough suds, get reasonably clean. After a few hours with the blowdryer, you’re off for work. But some things really do require full exposure of the naughty bits, and they’re not “optional”, like coitus. Surely there must be a clause allowing expulsion of waste.
Ya know…
When I close my eyes and think of naked bodies, I really don’t want to be thinking about any president, past or present. I don’t want to think about Albright or Thurmond or DeGaulle or John Major or Queen Elizabeth.
I want to think about living next door to a few of them Desperate Housewives and catching Teri Hatcher vacuuming in the buff. Youz guyz are ruinin’ it.
Oh, man, naked Mexicans sweating in the privacy of their own homes …
… droooooollll …