Come now, everyone knows that preemptive attacks are the accepted modus operandi these days…
Just for that, I give you the mental image of…
Janet Reno, in the nude!
Jean Chrétien. I win.
Barbara Bush.
Flawless victory!
I still don’t think anybody’s topped Strom Thurmond yet. (Now there’s a mental image for you…)
Actually, I saw a guy in a leather harness (and not much else) in the Baltimore Eagle one night who could have easily been mistaken for Senator Thurmond. Not that I’ve ever seen enough of Senator Thurmond to recognize certain parts, but believe me, most 90-somethings look pretty similar in the altogether (men and women alike…).
You mods just HAVE TO stick together, don’t you?
Okay, how’s this: Madeline Albright and Strom Thurmond.
Sticking together.
Al Bundy, to Marcy’s lesbian cousin Mandy: So, who would you rather do–me or Phyllis Diller?
Mandy: Phyllis.
Al: Okay…me or Marge Schott.
Mandy: Uhhhhh…you.
<Al gloats>
Mandy: …but the whole time I’d be thinking of Phyllis.
Or a great thing to scream when the other beer pong team is shooting:
“Janet Reno in a speedo!”
Oh, and have a Merry Christmas to go along with that mental image. 
Prince Philip?
Well now they will probably make zippers going all the way around the crotch area so we can have sex with our clothes on. Man this will suck horribly. I guess that we will also have to take showers in our clothes.
Barack Obama?