And now I want about 5 more.
S’s just a shame it’s 1:26am and there’s no-where open to buy some.
Arse.
Scientist #1: My God! It looks like some kind of half-man, half-lobster creature.
Scientest #2: Yes, but look at these slides.
Scientist #1: It’s growing at an extraordinary rate. At this speed, it will be the size of St. Paul’s Cathedral in 16 hours.
Scientest #2: Good Lord. Something must have irradiated its food supply!
Lobsang: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My condolences.
Lobsang rises from the water of Toyko Harbour, screeching his rage against all Mankind.
The irradiated Doper stalks the city, blasting tanks & tall buildings with his Atomic Breath.
BRRRAAAAWWWW!!!
[japanese singing voice] LOBASANG!!! loba-loba-loba LOBASANG!!!
Was it pre-ketchuped? Did it have salad already in? If so, how did you feel about those elements being hot? Did the bread go soggy? Were you drunk?
I like microwaved cheeseburgers. Especially the ones you get from British Rail buffet cars.
I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it.
You’re going to die, you know.
Mmmm. White Castle Frozen CheezeBurgers. Damn. I think about those, and it makes me wish I still got high. I’d smoke a great big bong, and eat a whole box of 'em. Yum.
:Wanders away, muttering:
NoNoNotApplicableYesYes(Very)
mmmmm…nothing like late night drunk food.
Here in Madison, we have a Mexican place right downtown in the “pub-crawl” zone that advertises “burritos as big as your head”.
Is it any coincidence they (and a gyro place) prominently display the fact that they open til an hour and a half after bar-time?
Mctaggart’s is open until 3am, so I can get white castles till then.
La Bamba!! We had the same place in Champaign, IL. We also had a gyro place that was open after the bars closed, but I couldn’t go in there, even drunk. (There was an Onion news in brief titled “Disgusting Gyro Meat Magically Turns Delicious After 1am”, which was set in Champaign, ironically, and which described the situation perfectly.)
I could go for a burrito as big as my head right about now. Does your La Bamba have the disturbing burrito-head football player mural on the wall?
Do you guys have Donner Kebabs?
I could just eat about 7 of them right now!
I’ll have a microwave burger now and then (H-E-B has rather good ones), but never with the bun included…eeew! soggy, squishy bun…
mmmm Souvlaki with garlic sauce mmmmmm
me hungry
I actually like those microwave sausage/egg/cheese biscuits/muffins/croissants commonly found in 7-11’s and such.
<hangs head in shame>
I love microwave hamburgers after a night on the piss… but you can’t go past Pluto pops, you know, the type the vendor sells out front of the pub?
Mmmmmm.
Donner kebab = gyro in the US.
I love post-pub donners from the van. Rar.
You betcha! Wouldn’t be La Bamba’s w/o the burrito headed football player.