I just ate my very first circus peanut

::sneaking to Kitty Fridge, where a bag of Circus Peanuts[sup]tm[/sup] has been quietly laying in wait for a few months now::

::ahem::

“Sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, glycerin, modified soy protein, sodium hexametaphosphate (controls acidity), pectin, artificial color (yellow 6), artificial flavor, cornstarch. May contain traces of milk, egg, wheat, peanuts, and/or tree nuts (walnuts, almonds, pecans, cashews, brazil nuts, hazelnuts [filberts], pistachios, macadamia nuts).”

::sneaking back to Kitty Fridge, replacing CPs so Mr. Kitty is non-the-wiser to her temporary borrowing of the Evil Peanuts::

So no, Opal can’t have Circus Peanuts.

And our pharmacy sells the things at 50 cents a bag. One wonders if they’re trying to drum up business.

-BK

Just reading the words “C P” made me run to brush my teeth, they still feel gritty and they ache. I’m getting a headache. My ears itch and my jaw pops when I move it.
What is the antidote? Did poison control know?