“Yard sale leftovers” - you must be in marketing. 
Something came in the mail today.
Unfortunately, it’s not to my taste, needs or wants. Into the 2013 White Elephant pile it goes (unless I decide to give it to my camo-loving brother for Christmas).
Welcome to world of grab-bag disappointment.
A great way to lose your wallet in plain sight. That has an MSRP of $15? I call ‘shennanigans’.