Tymp, what? Have I’ve ever kept any secrets from the Dope?
Scotticher, I’ve never heard anything about this “crush thread” either. You must be right; it must be UL.
psst…
psst…
:whispers:
phouka, never let a crazed animal know you’re afraid.
Welcome lilah. Don’t worry, the doctor’s assure us that FreakFreely’s condition is not contagious. 
However, this place is highly addictive.
Remember, Nen, small circulated bills only.
We will know lilah is a sock puppet instead of Nen’s wife if she starts posting agreeing with him.
(No honey. Just checking the stock market. I’m signing off now.)
i’d like to thank everyone for their very kind welcome–a couple of notes in particular:
tymp–with you looking out for me, i know i didn’t have anything to worry about anyway…
freakfreely–who do you think it was who got him into all that stuff?
talkinsquirrel–if i were to reveal his nicknames, he could reveal mine. that would be bad. very bad indeed…(tymp, you stay out of this)
unclebeer–nen was the (then) boyfriend in the story. now we both have metalless nipples…
Hi! Glad to have you aboard!
You SURE you don’t have any secrets to spill?
Ahh, screw asking nen and lilah for dirt – let’s just hook Tymp up to a car battery until the gossip starts to flow!!
Welcome aboard, lilah!
Sua
Wow. All that cool stuff Nen’s in to, and he’s married. Bummer.
Oh well, so am I.
Welcome, lilah! You’ll like it here, really! And don’t worry–the SDMB brand only hurts for a minute.
hello lilah.
You don’t want to know what felching or squicking are.
You don’t want to click on the three page thread started by Satan.
You don’t want to go to the Pit.
Other than that, have fun and be sure to tell us your pet name for Nen! Here’s hoping it’s Boo Boo.
Welcome lilah. I’d just like to point out, in a moment of unabashed self promotion, that my ear plugs are bigger than Nen’s. And you know what they say about men with big ear plugs 
that’s right, they have big ears.
Don’t know about you, but the things that people tell me I don’t want to know about tend to be the first things I try to find out about. Somewhat reminiscient of Art Linkletter on “Kids Say the Darndest Things” asking "So what did Mommy and Daddy tell you NOT to talk about today??
Hi there lilah…Nen is a hell of a guy.
Nen…told us about the time the police took him away from the school bicycle racks…That line he gave the police…" I’m sniffing cause I have a cold…" was a classic.
Then there was the time he went to the porn shop and caught his “parts” in his zipper after coming out of the booth…
Oh ya…Good Times…Good Times
Welcome aboard lilah
I kid because I love
Welcome to the board, Lilah. Have fun, and don’t get in too much trouble around here.
SuaSponte,
Does this mean I’ll have to disengage the car batter currently charging my nipples, or are you just going to up the voltage? There are better ways of getting information out of me. Hint: I’m highly susceptible to flattery. This reminds me of that day when Mr. & Mrs. Nen came over to my house where I got them drunk and convinced them to . . . Oh, that’s a story for another time.
iampunha,
Though I’m sure she appreciates your intentions, I don’t think lilah requires any words of caution. I would not be at all surprised to learn that she has already butt-raped the devil himself (not our friendly neighborhood Satan) just because she was bored. Be afraid.
::grabs Tymp’s ass:: Hey, how’s it going? So, what could I do to make you squeal?
Squeal? Hm. I don’t think I’ve ever squealed. You’d have to pretty darn creative. I’m more than happy to entertain suggestions.
Well, I’ll be open to do whatever pleases you. ::giggles coquettishly::