I just got a phone call from John McCain

After getting TWO messages from Bush jerkoffs on my machine to greet me after my weekend away, I change my tack:

I am going to ask them how come the Republican claims about getting government out of our lives is already being broken with this bullshit?


Yer pal,
Satan

*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, four weeks, 4 hours, 35 minutes and 56 seconds.
8447 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,055.95.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 55 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*