…by my refrigerator door.
I was bending over putting my groceries away when the door closed on me and hit me in the ass, knocking me to the ground.
Ouch.
You didn’t catch that on video by any chance did you… I could use a good laugh…
Laughing with you… not at you of course…
Are you going to turn the other cheek?
At least the cabinets haven’t ganged up on you yet. I get attacked by mine several times a year. The reason I don’t shave my head is because of the scarring from the cabinet teeth.
[sub] cough I’m not actually insane. The cabinet corner by the box where I toss my pop cans is very sharp and I occasionally whack my head on it hard enough to draw copious amounts of blood cough [/sub]
That fridge is down right cold. I’m guessing it didn’t like being messed with when all it was doin was sitting back and chillin’ and then you come up and start shovin’ stuff up into it like that?
Foam? Or maybe little dangly wind chime sort of things to remind you where your head is at?
Was I the only guy to imagine that dragongirl was wearing a short skirt and we got a good look at her white panties with little hearts on them.
(sound of crickets)
Oh come on!
:raises hand:
Was there celery in the bag?
Stuff in the freezer regularly tries to kill me while making a break for freedom. I overfill it, and sooner or later, items shift and when I open the freezer door, something heavy and frozen solid will come hurtling out at me. Usually (ouch) I manage to dodge it in time.
[urban legend] “And the cucumber just shot out of the fridge door and got wedged up my ass.” [/urban legend]
What panties?
But that would get rid of my monthly ninja fight with the cabinets. Where would the fun be in that?
Obviously dragongirl isn’t a U.S. citizen, or this thread would be titled “I’m suing the crap out of my refrigerator manufacturer!”
She should sue the celery.
I read the title correctly the first time but I’ll be danged if every time since then it hasn’t looked like “I just got my ass licked…”