I just got spam email trying to sell me a UFO

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Unfortunately they’re talking about UFO LED lights, not my own personal flying saucer.

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Yeah, hold out for the flying saucer.

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Bummer, man

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Hey, those UFO LED lights are great for indoor plants.

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And there’s this.

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Let me know if you hear anything about a UFO for sale. Mr VOW’s birthday is in August!

~VOW

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Anyone near central NJ the last weekend of the month, I have it on good authority there will be both a flying saucer & an alien rocket ship taking off. What is said good authority, you ask? The festival website

Everyone has their price, @VOW.