I just got spam email trying to sell me a UFO

Unfortunately they’re talking about UFO LED lights, not my own personal flying saucer.

Yeah, hold out for the flying saucer.

Bummer, man

Hey, those UFO LED lights are great for indoor plants.

And there’s this.

Let me know if you hear anything about a UFO for sale. Mr VOW’s birthday is in August!

~VOW

Anyone near central NJ the last weekend of the month, I have it on good authority there will be both a flying saucer & an alien rocket ship taking off. What is said good authority, you ask? The festival website

Everyone has their price, @VOW.