This thing was huge, man. I’m talking bigger than a ping pong ball. I go to blow my nose and “Oh!” there’s a giant inflated bubble of snot hanging from my nostril. Now, I’ve had these things before, but never of this magnitude. I went to the mirror to get a better look before I popped it.
Now I kinda miss it.
WOW!!! Did you take a picture?
One time I was in bed with my BF & he exhaled forcefully & pushed a bright red booger the size of a raisin out of his nose and onto my pillow. Like, the size of a BIG raisin. I was so impressed I forgot to be grossed out. I couldn’t FIT something that big in my nose.
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
that was the funniest thing I have ever read, Stella!!!
LMAO Stella. Why can’t I ever get a GF who’ll laugh at that stuff. They all act grossed out, even though I know that deep down they’re really, really impressed. One of my ex’s used to get disgusted when I played hockey. We’d all get sick at around the same times, so if we were all suffering from a cold, you could see us blowing snot rockets between shifts. 
If you blew it straight down, it wasn’t that cool, but if you leaned over and launched one at the ice, you could laugh and watch it freeze. We were usually able to accomplish a small bit of discolored ice until the zamboni came around.
Currently, my GF and I are both quite sick. It’s very interesting, because we’ll be in the middle of doing what-not, and then…COUGH! Or SNEEZE, or HACK, you get the idea. Very romantic.
By the way, friedo…disgusting.