I just had a strange, silly, and maybe stupid idea.

We should do a Secret Santa thing come Christmas. Everyone willing will allow their address (but not name) to be added to a pool. Then, someone (me, I guess) will distribute the addresses and genders of the person to another random person on the list via Email. Then, everyone on the list has to buy something off the 'net and have it sent to the address they receive. Spending would be like, $10 tops. Nothing risque, like a dildo.

I can only imagine the type of stuff THIS group would send out. Chattering nuns, stuff like that…

–Tim

I like the idea Homer. But why nothing risque? What if the person really really wants a dildo? A $10 limit though huh? I guess that means I’m not gonna get a new Playstation to replace the one I let the GF take when she moved out. Maybe I’ll sell her stereo and get me a new one.

Maybe you could have one Risque pool, and one Mundane pool.

If you want to give a dildo and not be risque, just call it a *personal massage unit *. :smiley: Ok, so it’s still risque.

If it’s not risque, I don’t want to play! :wink:

…have the person giving the gift know who it is they are giving it to, just not the person recieving it knowing who sent it until the last day or something like that? I’m just asking, 'cuz if I get another Super-Suck 2000, I’m going to start renting them out. :slight_smile:

That’s just crazy enough to work. I’d participate. But, um, I really don’t need a dildo. Can you get a dildo for under $10 anyway?

… they’re called carrots and cucumbers

Hey, if there’s dildo-buying to be done, I volunteer!

If I drew you, you would get a chignon (which I found out is a fake hair extension).

That’s what I drew at the last Santa’s Swap.
Everybody groaned, because it had been circulating for 5 years. Nobody wanted it. An “arty” acrylic salt-and-pepper shaker set was on it’s third trip.

Okay, okay, dildoes it is. Big ones, small ones, some are as big as your head. No vibrating ass plugs, though. :smiley:

Heh heh. I just thought maybe people who live with their parents, or who have a nosy SO, or who have kids, wouldn’t appreciate a life sized blow up sheep with a rubber vagina.

And the price limit is flexible, hell, this is just an idea right now, not a law. :stuck_out_tongue:

–Tim

Where do i sign up? BTW if vibrating ass plugs are out, what about inflatable ones? The cap of Ten $ just makes you think harder, be creative, unique. Greener, are you sure you didn’t get a merkin?

Fun idea. I’m up for it!

BTW this just gave me a great Idea! I have a present to mail to my friend back home. On the outside of the box I am going to write “THIS BOX DOES NOT CONTAIN A BUTT PLUG”. He has to pick up boxes from his appt manager…

would that be illegal you think

This is a great idea Homer. Maybe you could get Zette to tell you Santa’s password. :wink:

Yeah, you can buy vibrators on the internet for less than $10. Most of them are small and portable.

Well, ssskuggiii, you just made my shopping list…

I still live with my folks, and if I got a dildo they’d be seriously disturbed…plus, I don’t want one.
That said, I LOVE dolls…Barbies, Gene, Franklin Mint, etc…
Books about the Romanovs, too…

I don’t live with my folks but my s.o. might wonder why I need a dildo, so I think I’d rather have books or CDs (classical music CDs are usually well under $10).

At my work when we used to do the Secret Santa thing, people posted on a bulletin board a list of the kinds of things they would like to receive as presents. If everyone is actually serious about this, this thread or another one could serve this purpose, kind of like what Guinastasia did in her post.

Or we could keep being silly if you aren’t serious. In that vein, I’d like a komodo dragon. I’d keep it out by the electricity/natural gas meter.

Tim , I think this is a really good idea. You might want to just run it by a mod or admin first, though–just to make sure everything is ok with them. If all systems are go, then we need to set up a thread where everyone who submits an address to the organizer (Homer, I guess) goes to make an official list of things they like. This would work better than, say, everyone posting their mailing address right here on the board.

Beth, never in a majillibon years would I ask everyone to post their addresses here.

I like the idea of everyone sending me (or whoever else wants to volunteer) their addresses, then posting to a thread with stuff they like, and the address receiver divvying up the addresses to others.

This could be way fun.

Whammo, I’m gonna have to do that, too.

I think, though, we should wait until November or something before starting an official thread, just in case anyone was wondering. That way, people who want to do it now don’t disappear before it goes down, or whatever. That is, unless people want to do this now just for the hell of it, and not Christmas, Haunukkah, Kwaanza, or whatever other winter holiday you celebrate.

–Tim