That’s kinda like “The Naked Gun”…Frank (Leslie Nielson) and Ed (I don’t know the actor’s name) ‘raid’ an adult toy store. While Frank is talking to the clerk, Ed picks up a device similar in size to a leaf-blower and cranks it up, only to watch in horror as the anatomically-correct end starts vibrating wildly…
Ok, blame Soulsling for sending me links to nowhere in particular occasionally for my information on vibrators.
I meant portable as in you can stick in your purse, pocket, or whatever. you know, a mini-vibe.
Sign me up for a Suck-O-Matic 2000. Or, better yet, for AudreyK and the other Mac users, how bout an iBrator?
And skug, what do you mean “portable as in you can stick in your…whatever”? 
I want to know where you can find those action figures (here in our state you can get Jesse Ventura action figures that aren’t wrestlers; they come in a three-piece suit).
I’ve seen plastic covers that go over keyboards at a local mechanic’s shop. I think I need one of those to protect my keyboard when I am drinking and reading something funny on this board (the jury is still out on another thread about what to call that). You can type right through the cover.
It sounds like fun and I would like to get in on it, but put me on a mundane list. Homer, will you let us know when we should start sending our addresses? Or is this going to turn out like the EB Tour, and we never hear about it again?
No, no, don’t worry. It looks like we have a good response, so I guess this will happen. Look for a thread in about a month and a half. Will you remember it then? 
–Tim
I’m in, but maybe we could have little wish lists. I NEED a tape of MSTK3 “Mitchell”
#1. I love this idea! Bumping it up to get more people aware.
#2. When we did secret Santa’s in college, we sent little notes with hints as well as gifts. Although a note could be included with the gift, maybe one of our techie types could make a remailer page so that hints could be sent anonymously?
I think it’s a great idea, Tim. Now, as to which list to put me on…with Mr Bear so far away…no comment.
Spider Woman, I like your idea. Only one problem for me. The dragon’d eat my puppy in one bite! But, since my electric bill has almost tripled this summer, that might be a small price to pay, to keep puppy inside all the time. 
Enright, you and Jeep scare me! :eek: Thanks for that thought in my head.
Hints are a great idea, Zyada. Also, I for one, think it would be a really good idea to know if the address we’re sending the gift to belongs to a male or a female. Or a Lizard. 
Risque or mundane would be ok with me. But, if risque, in a plain brown wrapper. ( I do still have a daughter at home!)
I have eclectic tastes in music and books, so a hint list would be good.
What a wonderful idea! Homer, I’d be happy to help you with distributing addresses and putting up a wish list and everything. I have lots of free time during work and a project like this will help me to look busy.
I really, really want in, but all of my packages have to come with the contents listed on the customs form for all to see. Can I be matched up with a Doper who wouldn’t mind risking fines/and or jail time to label it “fruitcake”? Thanks!
I’ll play. But I want mine to come from Coldfire with a Bulldog lable on it. An ashtray would be handy too.
[raising hand] OOoohh! OOOhhh! Pick me! Pick me! I wanna play!
Tater, doesn’t your mail come through the APO/FPO system? I didn’t think you needed customs declarations for that stuff!
Yup, it sure does. I don’t know why since we’ve never actually had to pay any customs. And the Post Office employees read them, too, and then make small talk with you about them. I’m still not over the trauma of buying bikini wax online to avoid the embarrassment of doing it in person then having a 10 minute conversation with the clerk over the best ways to wax down there.
This sounds like it’d be fun.
If we do international, perhaps I could hope for a European poster who will send chocolate.
I got to remembering this last night. I suppose it’s too late to try and actuall do this now. I’m giving it a bump anyway.
I’d go in on the mundane pool.
No dicks for me, um, thanks.
I am in… if you dont mind some eurotrash in the list
Who d like a bong? Or a handy little pipe?
dodgy
who will kill the sender if she gets a dildo
Well, I don’t need a dildo (or a bong either), but I’ll go for it.
A bong sounds good to me!