I’m ill at the moment, a cold or something, so I’m under the influence of a delirium-inducing fever and pseudoephedrine, which tends to cause weird dreams.
I was reading a book in bed and zonked out in the middle of a chapter. One of the dreams I do remember, besides one where a telemarketer called and offered me a membership/coupon club thing where I’d gt big discounts on everything, and a big tax credit, but $1 of anything I bought went to them (if there’s some kind of political allegory in there, I’m too tired to spot it), was briefly about SDMB.
In the dream, I was aware that I was sick and that my faculties were impaired. In fact, I think I knew I was dreaming, which is supposed to trigger a lucid dream or wake you up, but perhaps the meds prevented that. Anyway, I was frustrated by how stupid I was (since I was in a dream, I could never hold a thought for more than a few seconds, and whenever I said anything it came out as gibberish). I tried to pass the time by posting some stuff here, so I posted 2 new threads that I instantly realized were: 1) completely unintelligible nonsense and 2) both in the wrong forum:smack:.
When I realized this, I tried to go in and edit them to explain I was ill and feeling loopy, and that they should be deleted before my reputation was tarnished, but one of them had been moved to a different forum by a mod, so I couldn’t find it, and when I tried to edit the other one I found that my hand wasn’t moving right and nothing I typed in the edit window was in English. When I finally had something to post in the edit field, I was defeated by the 5-minute edit window:eek:.
What a nightmare.
You were there, and you were there… and you were there.
I’m still feeling a little 
ish. This could all be part of the dream for all that I banana.