I just 'liked' a song by Patrick Swayze - Suggest a suitable punnishment

When I say ‘liked’ I mean ‘didn’t instantly dismiss as crap’

I was listening to this song and then I looked down at the credit for the song - Patrick Swayze. Ugh.

Patrick is on a par with the likes of William Shatner and Leonard Nimmoy in the ‘known-actors-doing-music’ stage. It should not be legal.

So… Suggest a suitable punishment I should inflict upon myself.

Moved from IMHO to CS.

Was it “She’s Like the Wind” or whatever it’s called from Dirty Dancing? 'cause it’s really not half bad. No punishment needed. Except listening to Baby’s sister sing “Hula hana of kamana whala hula bay.”

A danceoff against Chris Farley for the last Chippendales spot.

But seriously, Swayze’s voice wasn’t that bad.

She’s Like the Wind is the freaking earworm that won’t die.

Well, duh.
Go put yourself in a corner.

This is the only remotely appropriate remedy I know.

Yeah, agree that “She’s like the Wind” isn’t great, but it isn’t that terrible.

Drawing and quartering seems appropriate. Would you mind if we then mount your head on a pike outside of Straight Dope Tower in Chicago?

Really, now. Isn’t liking a Patrick Swayze song punishment enough in itself?

That’s merely painful, and everybody knows that pain don’t hurt.

Nobody puts Lobsang in the corner.

Bryan Ekers sets it up…Guinastasia knocks it down!

I sentence you to ten listens to “Heartbeat” by Don Johnson.

That’s both cruel and unusual punishment.

It could have been worse. ** gigi** could have sentenced him to David Soul or John Travolta.

I suggest as punishment that you listen to some David Hasselhoff.

And if you start liking that too, well then, may God have mercy on your soul.

Or John Ashcroft singing, “Let the Eagle Soar”, or Englebert Humpberdink “Lesbian Seagull”.

Your punishment is to watch the Road House Deluxe Expanded DVD Edition director’s commentary.

Wait a minute, that would be more like a reward.