I don’t know why, but they crack me up more than most. I never followed Biden, but some of the ‘stories’ just seem plausible in a good way (if that makes sense).
Love the one for today: White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb
I am the exact same way; I love the Biden pieces. The recliner one is great.
Here is one of my favorites: Biden Winks After Offering To Buy Eggnog For White House Christmas Party
Of course the recent Biden video was a classic too.
Oh that’s just GREAT!
Now, I have spent another wasted hour reading the Onion.
OK… which one of you (I’m looking at y’all, sparky! and CaveMike) are going to help me catch up on my thread semaphoring model so I can get home at a reasonable time tonight?
Hmmm???
Don’t look at me like that dammit!
I guess I can help Gagundathar. My semaphore strategy is to always grab them in the same order and to never let them go. This reduces your program to a single-thread, which is much easier to debug.
Let me know if I can help with any other parts. I have a very fast hash implementation that can hold any number of objects so long as they are all the same.
Uh oh, looks like Joe’s in a bit more trouble than just bed bugs this time. Any ideas what went down? Whatever it is, hope it doesn’t put a dent in his endorsement deals . . .
OMG…the line in that video that really made made me laugh was about the drug cartel signing an exclusive deal with ZipLoc…lol
Heh!
I haven’t been out to The Onion in a while - I see I need to fix that.
We take Biden with a fair bit of wry pride. He’s a goof, but he’s our goof. And a pretty decent guy when you meet him personally. Frankly, though, I think his son Beau is a better* public servant - Certainly less likely to put his foot in his mouth!
*Better, not more experienced. Yet.
Interestingly, I think Biden’s tendency to the gaffe has insulated him. Whenever he says something a bit off, well, that’s just Joe being Joe. He’s created a space for himself where he can talk about serious issues like a regular person. Which doesn’t sound like much, but he’s the only politician in decades that has been allowed to do so.
–Cliffy
Certainly, within Delaware, this is true. Doesn’t seem to hold outside the state, though. Well, maybe now it does, but not in any of the previous Presidential election cycles. Perhaps his high level of exposure as VP has done the job.
Time will tell.
I love The Onion’s Biden pieces too.
What cracks me up so much about them - they’re just so random. Biden has a reputation (deservedly so) for what, putting his foot in his mouth? That’s like all.
I love that The Onion seemed to make a random decision from day one of the Obama campaign - Biden will always be presented as a aging, lecherous, slightly white-trash, 80’s butt-rock, party-dude, lovable rascal.
It just makes no sense, but they’ve shown such discipline in keeping to this line that the cumulative effect is that each Biden piece makes me laugh harder.