I love the Joe Biden Onion articles, they capture the seeming silliness and unapologetic zest of a grandpa enjoying every minute of senility. The man seems to reflect that kind of warm homely charm in real life too. See if you can guess which one of the below is NOT from the Onion!
Biden is America’s answer to Prince Philip. Maybe a little more racially sensitive though.
Honestly, I skipped your first paragraph, so I just clicked by what sounded most interesting. The first one that drew my gaze and I clicked is the spoilered one. It does sound fake.
Also, the Bidens know you can share those things, right?
If I want to know where to find it in the morning I don’t let Joe Biden borrow it the day before. The places that man has left things, and the condition they’re in when you finally find them…
I saw the headline for the real one today, and thought maybe this was about the real news picking up a story from The Onion. Nope, real after all.
During the VP debates, I went over to The Onion to check out the Biden stories. There was a smaller “news” item about Biden’s drunken buddies getting kicked out of the debate hall for heckling. I also like the “advice” that “Biden” gave to Obama before his debate. Really good stuff by The Onion.
