A salad is just a hamburger minus the meat and the bread.
I know! Why bother? In fact screw the lettuce and tomatoe and just give me the meat and bread!
Yeah, but remember:
A sandwich just isn’t a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.
LOL! E-Zackolee. Whenever I get a burger I always dump the “veggies” off and ask the table if anyone wants my salad. 
Whammo – “I get the meat and the cheese…but why the bun?” (Jack in the Box commercial, heh heh.)
You really think that slimy green and red stuff in the bun is a salad? I’m not sure if it even qualifies as food in most cases :eek:
you put pickle slices in your salad? :eek: ewwwwww.
Y’know without the beef, tomatos, lettuce, cheese and sour cream, a taco is just a big-ass corn chip.
And without the scotch I’d be drinking water.
Slimy green and red stuff? WTF?! Where the hell have you been eating “hamburgers” lately?
An oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico, actually. Maybe they are typical.
Well, that’s your problem, man. You need to get a real burger. Six ounces of meat (after cooking) lettuce, tomato slices, onions, cheese, pickles, mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Only six ounces of meat? Poor guy! I’m talkin’ 16 ounces of grilled hamburger meat on a gigantic roll with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, mayo, mustard, bacon, and cheese!
Heart attack on a bun.
Without the clams, clam chowder would just be chowder.
To quote Chevy Chase:
A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no hole is a danish.
That’s not a burger. One of the qualifications of a burger is that it must actually fit in your mouth.
Needless to say, humans are in need of much wider mouths.
Unless that human happens to be Jack Dean Tyler, in which case, he should shut up.