I just stumbled into the beginning of a porn movie

Mr. Athena and I are putting a fence up in our new backyard so that the lil’ doggie can go outside and not run away. The fence guys came over this morning to show us the proposed design, and in the process, we started talking about just where the lot line was located. The fence guys suggested talking to each of our neighbors whose property would border the fence and just letting them know the fence was going up and the proposed location so they can bring up any concerns before the fence goes in. Mr. Athena’s pretty busy working today (he works out of the house) so he asked me to talk to the neighbors whose house is directly behind ours.

Fine, no problem. The lil’ doggie has to go for a walk anyway. So I get the doggie and head over there. I knock on the door. No answer. I knock again. In the house, a dog starts barking furiously. I hear a woman’s voice yelling “doggie, shut up!”. I knock again, call out “Helllooo!”. Finally, the woman comes to the door. She’s in her late twenties, long brown hair, thin, and wearing a silk slip. The kind with spaghetti straps that comes down in a little skirt that barely covers her butt.

I explain to her about the fence. She has no problems with it. It’s her boyfriend’s house, but he’s not there right now. I say thanks, and leave.

Mr. Athena is now banging his head on the desk, wondering why in the world he sent ME over to the Porn Movie House to talk about fences.

Man, did you pass up the chance for some four way action. Of course, two of those involved would be the dogs, so I’m not sure how hot that would be. Explain that little bit to your husband and see how he feels. If he still gets excited, I say build a fence in your bedroom as well.

Maybe he should go and show the neighbors his fence post.
To see if they like it.

Maybe your husband should go over and offer to “clean the pool” for them.
Porn star wannabe: “But we don’t have a pool”

Mr Athena: “Oh, I know”

“Well…you can put up the fence, but you have to do something for me first…”

Ah! That reminds me of the time I answered the door naked. I thought the Jehovah’s Witness dude on the other side was going to pass out. I wonder if he remembers…

.:Nichol:.