N/T, I guess; mostly said in the title.
So, you go along with that, what kind of dog?
No cause for alarm. Ringo’s just got a hankerin’ to sniff some butts and look up ladies’ skirts.
It usually happens around Fourth of July weekend, right? You’re a bit early this year.
Great, and me without my Stooges CDs at work.
Hmmm… I wonder, What kind of dog would you be?
I would most likely be a Cocker Spaniel: The Cocker Spaniel feels the need to please. She tends to become overly submissive in her mission to make everyone happy but makes up for it with her sensitive nature. A brisk walk around the block is right up her alley, but she prefers to spend a good part of her time indoors. Her silky hair tends to become tangled, and regular grooming sessions are necessary to keep her looking her best. The accommodating Cocker Spaniel is truly a loving and trusted friend as well as an ideal companion.
I’ve got what would probably best be described as a Lab mutt personality, but I could do poodle (on a part-time basis - you know, like a day job) for the perks they get.
Not to mention eating garbage, drinking out of the toilet, and rolling in smelly stuff.
Wait a minute, I guess you don’t have to be a dog to live the good life…
Oh yeah, Canty the Cocker. 
Ringo my cats are looking bored, you wanna come visit and give 'em something to chase?