best kitten cannon shot I’ve pulled off is 1569. The shot that ended at 666 feet with a kitten on spikes was a little eery…
I just got 227
then I read that post . . .
BAMBAMBAM
Ale-Who is it?
danceswithcats-Officer Katz. Open the door, Sir. I have a warrant for your arrest.
Ale-What is the charge?
danceswithcats-Kitten kicking, with intent to spush. Open the door, Sir, and come out peacefully.
Ale-It was an accident!
danceswithcats-That’s for the judge to decide, Sir. Please open the door.
Ale-I’m not coming out!
danceswithcats-OK, boys-prepare the hairball cannon.
HurkHurkHurkHurk-fleww
sound of splintering wood
Ale-I give up-I surrender!
danceswithcats-Smart move. Cuff him, Tabby.
bum-ba-DUM-bum. bum-ba-DUM-bum-DAA.
[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php]some cats don’t worry about being kicked
Damn Coding Gerbils - let’s try that again
Wow, that cat deserves to be kicked, and really hard.
punts fat cat
my peronal best so far, 1,154 feet
I think I hold the board record now. 2204 (and feeling guilty about it).
Screenshot available on request.
:dubious:
:eek:
I´ll spare the cat, clearly its not his fault.
Now the owner on the other hand…
1,436 of course I have been playing for 1 hour and 23 minutes
How did you get the screenshot? I played with the darn thing for an hour and I couldn’t get it.
Oh, and, by the way, after you tell me how to make the screenshot I am going to hate you forever for beating my score 
Now I really need to know how to make that screenshot. Because you guys are never gonna believe this… 2,478
Everytime I thought he was done, he hit another bomb.
Okay, let’s see it.
If you’re on a Windows box, press Printscreen, then open up Paint and paste. It’ll drop it right in.
If you’re on a Mac, go to System Preferences>Keyboard and Mouse>Keyboard Shortcuts and look up the one you have for taking screenshots. Mine is hash-F7, but I forget if that’s standard or not.
Terrific! Thanks so much. (shows you how often I’ve been compelled to take a screenshot 
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Now. Just because I can. Here is the proof of 2478
2306, after, despite being on the threshold of triple-digit altitude even at near-record distances, the kitten decided to end his misery by diving onto some spikes.
Okay, who are you people bribing to keep getting in the 2000’s? Half the time I shoot my kitten right into a plant’s mouth (you know, I don’t think anyone’s ever typed that sentence before.)
Wow, new record - 18 feet. Straight down onto spikes not on purpose.
Hee, thank Og I fiddled with the website before **featherlou **came on to play.
Um…did I use my Outside Voice?
