I kissed a dude yesterday!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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While reading this post you probably think I’m a drunken dolt but please keep in mind everyone involved in this scenario are all good friends for many years. Everyone involved also know I fancy myself quite the comedian as well.

So I’m up at the bar yesterday. I’m about to leave when I say this to the Bartender. Her name is Wendy:

Me: “Wendy, I’m about to go would you like to give me a big ol’ kiss before I do?”

Her: “Blah, ha, ha… Um… no!”

Me: “Oh, come on you never show me the love. Give me a kiss”

Her: [laughs] "Shakes, I’m not about to show you the love

Me: “Oh, I know what it is. You’re shy. I’ll tell you what; I’ll make it easy for you, I’ll lean over this bar, close my eyes and pucker up. That way you wont have to worry about me making eye contact with you”

So I proceed to lean over the bar and close my eyes. It was at this point the male bartender standing right next to her steps up, grabs my face with both hands and plants one right on the kisser!!
Pbbbts!! Yuck!! Now, I see why you Ladies are always bitching about our scruffy beards!!

Heh, I hope you folks get as good a chuckle out of this as the guys up at the bar did. It will take a while to live this one down.

(sigh)

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Ah well, I kissed a dude with a beard yesterday too. Then again, I meant to do that so I guess it’s not quite the same.

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I kiss dudes all the time, it’s not difficult (again, I guess our intentions are different). :wink:

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I don’t see what the big problem is, unless he asked you not to use your tongue so much next time.

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It can be rather nice kissing a guy with a beard as long it’s not too pokey.

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Did he call the next day? Flowers?

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I kissed a guy Saturday, but you didn’t see me starting a thread about it. :slight_smile:

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The worst part about visiting granpa’s house was the long goodbyes, that and the tongue.

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Everyone is kissing men but ME! Wahhhhh!!!

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The only dudes I’ve ever kissed are my grandpas, dad and sons - and no tongue, dammit. But whatever floats your boat.

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I kissed several guys this weekend. (Yes I know I have an SO but it was pride weekend…it happens) But yea, beards can be not much fun if they are pokey.

You should see if he’ll shave before next time. :wink:

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Hehe…I kiss guys all the time, but that’s normal around here.

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Kissing guys is fun. I highly recommend it, it’s a good way to pass the time. :slight_smile:

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