Maybe it’s an UL, but don’t the Arabs (yes, I know, not all Arabs are muslim, and not all muslims are Arabs, but the religion did start in that part of the world) have a saying that goes something like, “A wife for children, a man for desire, but for pleasure a boy.”?
No you see God knows that gays can’t help what they do. He is mostly disappointed with his fundamentalist Muslim followers who allow them to exist.
Or possibly God’s aim was true but Satan caused the tsunami to go off course.
The great thing about being someone who can spout supernatural crap and have others believe you is that no matter what objections you raise, I can always make up some suitable line of bullshit to get around it.
Oh, my science! Religion!?
Well, it’s all that swishing.
Well, when we had the Northridge earthquake a few years back, some local fundie nutjobs on cable access claimed that God was targeting the porn industry.
The majority of porn in the USA is produced in Chatsworth, though. Not Northridge. True, they are virtually right next to each other. However, the porn industry didn’t miss a beat in production. They were barely affected at all.
So either these were…well, nutjobs…or God’s wrath ain’t what it’s cracked up to be.
I have to admit, there have been times when My Guy and I seemed to make the Earth move. Guess we got a little carried away on the 26th.
Now that we know we’ve got the power, we’ve got to work on our aim.
Right, in really good porn, the Earth’s supposed to shake! 
You link in the other thread but here I get no credit? Hmmph.
Hummercanes
wiping tears of laughter I love you guys!
Chatsworth and Northridge - what mundane names for the centre of the porn industry!
Although “ridge” is promising on reflection.
But you’d have thought the place would have a bulge or a heave or a moan in it somewhere. Or a fake sound like the top exponents, Misty This and Amber That.
Raging Peek, Heaving Forks, Twin Bends, anyone?
It’s the Tokyo Butterfly effect. One guy sucks a cock in Sweden and it sets off a massive underwater earthquake.
Now we only have to find the guy, the cock, and they guy attached to the cock and sic Anita Bryant on 'em. That should clear this whole thing up. Mm-hmm.
Dildo - “the name may derive from the shape of the headland”
No doubt a jutting promontory covered in spume.
I once made a JOKE that gay sex could cause earthquakes. Is there nothing ridiculous enough that someone won’t say it for real one day?
Duuuude, it’s, like, the digital age, man.
Sacrifice a Cray instead.
Yeah, come here and strut your stuff! Brag like a motherfucker!
Always it’s the stupid yanks, that gets to get all the blame, the goddamn Jews, the bossy feminists, the moonbat liberals or the fucking fags. bah… I tell you, nobody ever blames us fucking Danes of anything. Blotty unfair! It’s like they don’t know we exists or something. You do know we exist don’t you? I do exists don’t I?
Rim Shot!
Hey, “Rim” deserves a Rim Shot!
Well at least the gay people in Sweden (and all the rest of us Swedes as well I guess) got the blame this time. Look at the link posted by Baker. Maybe you can claim some Scandinavian credit for that?
http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/...en_1-3-2005.pdf
http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/...es_1-2-2005.pdf
Does anyone know if those people and that site are real? I mean are there people that evil and stupid?
:: falls in love with UrbanChic ::
How does one fornicate usuriously, anyway? Is that when a prostitute let’s a john put it on his tab, but then charges interest on the amount owed? Can you run a tab with a prostitute anyway?