Today, while debating my current girlfriend, a consensus was reached that indeed, I KNOW EVERYTHING! As proof of this I am offering you, the little people, an opportunity to ask me ANYTHING, particularly about interpersonal relationships. Ask away my children…
How many beers did I have tonight?
Gosh, it’s falling apart on me already…I had you pegged as a scotch guy all the way!
One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend of 6 years. He really misses her. But then he meets this new chick. And after a couple of weeks of seeing her (there in the friends stage now), he “hopes” something will happen. This girl is a former coke head, and on the night before Christmas eve, she is at a bar drunk, and can barely stand, her eyes are open, but hardly. Yet he “hopes” a serious relationship will come of it. You see, he’s not used to fast women, which she is. His previous girlfriend was a goody goody, so he really isn’t use to this type of women. Now, I’m not a professional, nor have I ever had a girlfriend, but I can clearly see that he is setting himself up for disaster. Now seeing you are all about the interpersonal relationship stuff, just what the fuck is his problem?
I can feel this guys pain but he’s gonna have to suck it up and be more realistic. A 6 year relationship cannot be shrugged off (unless you’re a sadistic cold hearted female) and he needs to know that quick romances with the local bar slut only treats the symptoms, not the problem. Also, once a coke head, chances are OVERWHELMING that she’ll be a coke head again someday. These chicks have their uses, but girlfriend material is not one of them (hehehe). Tell him to use her like the pig that she is and try to find a nice girl when time allows.
Ok here goes… why do women complicate things so much ? Why do they play hardball even when they want something to happen ? Do women really like sex at all ?
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How can the world be made a good and happy place?
Where is the love of my life I’m least expecting since I’m no longer looking for him?
Who put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp-da-bomp?
All right, I’m a little pressed for time so I’ll answer all of you, briefly…Rashak, of course women enjoy sex, after all it gives them a measure of control over us! As far as them playing “hardball” I think if you become a little bit more assertive they’ll ease up. Treat them like the pigs that most of them are and watch her change to accomodate you! Good luck my man.
Merge, what exactly are you swallowing this time?
Fisher Queen, I don’t have time to give an in-depth answer to your question but off the top of my head I’d say we need to get rid of all guilt-based religious crap. Organized religion sucks. Oh yeah, more blowjobs.
Merhouse, your question is nonsensical, try phrasing it another way.
Casey, I’m a busy man and can only answer serious questions.
Have a good Christmas Eve everybody! Be good to one another!
Mah Nishtana HaLila Hazeh Mikol Haleilos?
Zev Steinhardt
What are the major theoretical implications of switch-reference as it is observed in Mojave, Cahuilla, and Hopi. Please utilize at least three major syntactic frameworks. Show your work.
I just told my son that I know everything, then he asked me, “Okay, then when was Jesus born?” I had to admit that I didn’t really know exactly. I told him that no one knows for sure. But since you know everything, maybe you can tell us… when, exactly, was Jesus born? (and I don’t expect the cop-out answer of when Christians celebrate his birth)
PS: Is your girlfriend going to be checking your progress in here?
Who is the current parlimentary leader of D66?
Dear runinout;
If I leave a cake out in the rain, why can I not have that recipe again?
Sincerely yours,
Confused in the Kitchen
What wine goes best with a chicken tikki masala and popodoms?
How exactly did my parents become such morons?
runinout -
Why did my mother give me a George Foreman Grill for Christmas?
It’s not. I turned on the TV, and all the same shows are on.
Happy Channukah, Zev.