What’s in my pocketses?
Why do I attract women who are the opposite of me, for example I attracted a coke head 16yr old who has sex alot, and is quite loud, and I’m really thinking what I should do, should I use her or leave it?
I’m a goody goody person, not much experience, she doesn’t know this much yet, so yeah what to do?
OK, so I’m a long-term single guy and I signed up for some romance ads. Now I’m conversing with four different women, one is a buddist, one is Jewish, one is both(!), and I don’t know about the fourth. So, as a lapsed Presbyterian (can’t even spell it), how should I handle this?
Is the Frankenstein-Dracula variation sound?
My only question is are you actually old enough to shave?
Will I ever have contact with my missed friend again?
Will I get lucky this Saturday night too?
What a day! Merry Christmas to all!
Let’s get to it shall we?
ZEV…In order to receive a response from me you must present your question in English. It’s not that I don’t understand your Pig Latin it’s just that the English language is the best “thinking” language so it’s what I use. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
OL GAFFER…Due to time constraints I need to limit my answers to each query to 50 words or less…Besides, do your own homework!
SHIB…My sources tell me that Jesus was actually born on January 04. Don’t believe me? Prove it!
GQ…What the fuck?
TRUTHBOT…Because any idiot that would leave a cake out in the rain shouldn’t be given the chance to do it again.
RABID…White Zin, always White Zin, with ice in it. Enjoy!
7UP…Your parents aren’t morons they’re right; Keep the pot smoking to once a day and for Gods sake apply the same rule to touching yourself. Good luck kid. You’re from Canada huh? How nice for you, eh.
TIGER…It’s because she actually believes that you can drain more fat off the food that way and she thinks it will make you lose some of that ass. She’s wrong on both accounts.
ACE…WTF is a pocketses? Go to the back of the line.
RL…16 is pretty young. There are plenty of crack whores who are of legal age.
SIS…If it were me I’d bone all four of them and then make a post about who was the best. I’ll be watching!
GLEE…No they aren’t.
PIC…I’ve seen the stuff inside Stretch Armstrong, and I know what it tastes like.
FLAM…If your friend is alive then your paths will cross again. If dead then I wouldn’t count on it.
GOUDA…If you do my gut instinct tells me it will be just that, luck.
I should charge you guys for my prognostications. Now, go away, and bother me no more tonight.
And to you too!!
True, true. It would be. But that’s not answering my question. Will I or won’t I?
Why is your answer in the plural? 
GOUDA…Christ I’m not a psychic man! However, my life experience tells me that you probably won’t, due to the apprehension you are obviously exuding. Women can smell that shit, just like dogs can smell fear. I’m still rooting for you though. You ought to hook up with RL, he’s got a 16 year old skank he’s trying to shake.
GLEE…You got me. Why don’t you celebrate by taking a trip? A long one.
What are the GPS coords. of my house?
Failing that, my street?
If not that, how about my town?
Hint: I live in Maryland. 
What’ve I got in my pocket?
Oh, I know he’s alive. I’ve seen him on Yahoo Messenger as recently as sometime this afternoon. I just want him to email me sweetly, as before. Maybe in the new year… I just miss him intensely.
F_X
Moderators:
Move this egotist to IMNotSHO forumum.
“Beware of the Cog”
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
42
[points at something] What’s that?
I don’t know how you can claim this title. My father’s favorite thing to say to me was “Okay, okay, you’ve got all the answers!”, so I figger that makes ME the fount of all knowledge. I’m just too humble to brag about it on the SDMB. No, really.
Do you know what the Celestial Master Cecil Adams does to mugs who horn in on his " I Know Everything - Just Ask!" franchise?
Are all even numbers (except 2) the sum of two prime numbers?