Silverback gorilla or grizzly bear?
Do you think it’s hotter in the country or in the summer?
Should I bring my lunch or ride the bus to work?
Did your parents go to different schools together?
Are we there yet?
String or nothing.
Hey if he isn’t back soon can I guest host?
Could Luigi (of Mario Brother’s fame) beat up Barney Rubble?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why the duck-billed platypus?*
*Not why is it anything. Just why it is.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
“The whole nine yards” is referring to nine yards of what ?
What of doughnuts?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Hmmm…?
Hello dopers! Now drop the bong and pay attention.
Due to the intellectual limitations that are exhibited by most of the people that have responded to this thread I am hereby disassociating myself with it. I also want to say that I consider myself an egoist, not an egotist, there’s a difference. You people had a chance to drink from the well of wisdom and instead you chose to waste it on trivial pursuit questions. Unbelievably, after a week of this the only interest I have in any of the situations posed here is whether or not GUIDA got laid on Saturday.
Be well dopers, I’m sure we’ll meet again, maybe soon.
You started it. Don’t whine at us if you can’t handle it.
And get a haircut.
Slacker. Nobody likes a quitter.
What’s my favorite color?
Oh, and the answer to Chefguy’s question is… “What?!?!”
Sorry. Forgot the winky smiley. Wasn’t trying to be harsh. Or was I?
By the by… here’s a thread that shows that Dopers aren’t anywhere close to intellectually limited. That one linked in my sig is pretty creative, too.
Stick around. Post, read, be amazed… This is one awesome place.
Shuddup, get your ass back in here and finish what you started!!
Darnit.
Dopers, dont be dropping the bong if its made of glass. What a god-awful stinky mess youll have on your hands. Make sure you dont invite your parents over for a few days… and burn candles, lots of them.
No, the answer is Cecil.