fetus - Now with 50% more arcastic humour 
Yeah, yeah… sure, sure… You Silver Fox, you! The proof will be in the pudding, my friend!
… So, have you got your ticket booked yet? You’re more than welcome over in the sunny shores of "Oorrz-trayliaa! 
[b[ fetus ** I think you are a role model for all posters on this board.
BTW ** xayoz306 ** misspelt ** spogga **
Yuk, Yuk, Yuk.
Just a tad worried about **wendyrulesME ** otherwise I’d be beating a path to your door right this minute.
Yeah, well I rule his heart and he does mine… but it’s always good to have friends or foxes stop by!
Seriously, he ain’t scary at all… just watch out for Me! Be afwaid… vewy, vewy afwaid!!! But, at the same time, feel welcome at all times… I’ll even let you bring my mail to my front door, if you wish!
squats behind front door wielding a meat-cleaver 
Do you know for one mad minute I read it as “shits behind front door wielding a meat cleaver”
I must get my mincers tested.
LMAO… I just hope you’re house-trained enough to clean up your own damned mess!
So… anyway - moving right along, where’s MY sig? Sweet spogga?! Hmmmmm!!! :dubious:
wendyrules is the epitome of perfection in the human female, and is intelligent to boot. She doesn’t smell either and makes a fine haggis.
Now, really! Flatter me!
** Ilsa ** I saw Ingrid Bergman playing Joan of Arc when I was a mere sproglet…fell in love instantly
**wendyrules ** you wanna sig line? how about " I saw, she conquered, I came"
By the time she played Joan of Arc, she was a little old for me. :dubious:
You can get many such little icons from webding fonts…
here is the web your spider wove…
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AND
Above is your spider crushed
Neato mosquito, Lovey, thanks a bunch! Now where’s Thurston, you ask? I think he’s helping the Skipper and Gilligan down at the lagoon…
Johnny Bravo - Where bravado meets brevity.
The Sultana of Slash has achieved heights the rest of us are far too unimaginative to even have dreamed about.
** Teleolurian**: For those times when the Teletubbies just aren’t enough for you.
HAAAHAAAAHAA, If only you knew what teletubbie time meant to me
klockwerk~~ making things happen on time for years.
klockwerk orange… gets IT done with a wee bit of the ol’ ultra-violence. Come, come droogs, let’s sippy us some milkplus!
A day without SanguineSpider is like… well it’s like a… well, it just sucks, dude ok!?!
SanguineSpider – Born of fire, tempered by love, tamed by no one. She is your deepest fear, your highest hope, your unquenched desire.
verbenabeast – The only man capable of making beast a verb. (e.g. “Yeah, I beasted her last night.”)
Horseflesh runs the world, IMHO.