I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines

Johnny Bravo- eternally applause-worthy

av8rmike: His chewing gum does not lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight…

verbenabeast is the thinking man’s Steve Urkel.

If more people were like Greywolf73, there would be less difference in the world.

When I think of Knowed Out, I feel just like a schoolgirl again – no mean feat, considering I’m a bearded man in my late thirties.

What can one say about mrsface that hasn’t already been said about Dale Winton?

Don’t believe anything you hear about twickster being the love child of Adlai Stevenson and Jennifer Aniston; Jen really isn’t Adlai’s type.

Gyrate , doesnt leave a man (or a doper) behind.

Gyrate put the bomp in the bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp and the rhyme in the rhyme-a-lime-a-ding-dong

doesn’t leave a man-behind?!?

screw it, I change Gyrate’s to:

Gyrate , stays crunchy in milk!

Verbenabeast is a testosterone driven masculine machine-o’love. What a hunk. What a yummy piece of man-flesh. I would love to take a bite…

Psalex - hotter than 1920’s Style Death Rays.

Philster… my future husband.

Flowerchild: you so hot, you burning my dog.

Gyrate:Causes yer head to spin.

Psalex could be the perfect woman… smart, funny, great taste in men…

verbenabeast: Whoever mistook him for a woman needs an eye exam, STAT!

Cosmopolitan:Your Wheelchair only ads to you charm and empathetic nature! (I was SOOOO excited it was someone I kinda know!)

erictelevision can bombard me with his electrons ANYTIME!

Cosmopolitan: the very name conjures up a smoky and sophisticated aura.

erictelevision: once you turn him on, forget about turning him off.

Warning: Psalex may cause dizziness, palpitations and a sense of uncontrollable arousal. For external use only.

erictelevision gives a whole new meaning to “laying cable”.

If there’s one thing to be said for shelsbells13, there’s probably more.

Cosmopolitan is the kind of woman David Blaine would leave his box for. I can’t decide whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, though…

Yikes, that’s creepy, Gyrate – my mother had a major crush on Adlais Stevenson. (Yes, I do realize that meakes me a second-generation nerd.)

Mehitabel – she’s much too good for that stinkin’ cockroach

You’re right - that is creepy, twickster. Does your mother look anything like Jennifer Aniston?

There’s a perpetual aura of mystery and wonder surrounding hebesphenomegacorona, but it’s mostly regarding how it’s pronounced.

Jaade, a jewell of a woman. Though she’s not green. Not very green, anyways.