I like bananas a bunch

They are, but only if you want to be called a jackash.

Ear’s mud in your eye, kid.

“Hey, this coffee tastes like mud.”

“But is was ground this morning.”

Someone I knew choked on a tube of Chapstick. His body was embalmed. Someone else was crushed by a big tub of blueberries. He was buried. And still another person drowned in a vat of raw milk at the dairy. They cremated him.

I had a horse that died of a gunshot wound, so we had to take him out back and break his leg.

I had a kneiling young horse with no name that was crazy.

The horse went crazy from night-mares.

What a tail of whoa, I hope it didn’t stirrup too much trouble after it went crazy.

Well, I ran calling ‘Wildfire’.

The wildfire wasn’t in tents enough to harm campers.

We went camping on a mesa one year—it was a beaut!

While glamping we did beauty treatments.

RV really “camping”?

Do not buy a cheap shelter for cold weather or else it will be the winter of your discount tent.

“Cold weather.” “Winter.” Is this English? :confused:

Sex in Bangkok is a competitive team effort. But the result is always a Thai.

Some people say that they like to be tied up with bungee cords for sexual purposes, but that sounds like a stretch to me.

I didn’t see much of my Dad growing up. He would always get tied up working late at his job at the rope factory.

Hangman was my favorite game as a kid.

Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop.